Dropping Some Heavy Negs

  • Season 4 , Ep 8
  • 03/12/2014
  • Views: 12,610

When three 19-year-old girls ask the guys to buy them some beer, Adam sees an opportunity to impress them with a daring stunt. (1:31)

WE GOT A TRIO OF TIGHT-THICKSAT 11:00.

- OH, MY GOD.OH, MY GOD, ADAM.

- OKAY, THEY'RE WAVING US OVER.I'M GONNA GET IN THERE,

PICK-UP ARTIST STYLE, ANDSTART DROPPING SOME HEAVY NEGS.

- GREAT IDEA, GREAT IDEA.- OKAY, YEAH, YEAH.

ADAM, ADAM, WHY ARE YOU--WHY ARE YOU WALKING LIKE THAT?

- 'CAUSE I'M WALKING LIKEI HAVE A GIGANTIC ONE,

AND YOU GUYS SHOULD, TOO.HEY.

- HEY, WHAT'S UP, PIGS?

- UM, HI.WILL YOU GUYS GET US SOME BEER?

- WHY, ARE YOU TOO STUPIDTO BUY IT YOURSELVES?

- OH!OH-HO-HO-HO!

YOU GUYS LOOK DUMB.

- NO, WE'RE 19.

- OKAY, THAT'S UNDERAGE, OKAY.- WHAT?

- I'VE GOT A BIG DICK.IT'S HUGE.

[roars] DOWN THERE.IT'S SCARY.

THAT'S WHY I WAS WALKINGFUNNY EARLIER,

IT'S BECAUSE IT HURTSTO WALK.

MY THIGHS JUST SMASH IT,

AND IT'S VERY PAINFUL.- YUP.

- OKAY, UM--[chuckles]

THERE'S A HUGE PARTY ATOUR DORM.

- YEAH, I KNOW.I HEARD ABOUT THAT.

- YEAH?- I DID.

- YEAH.- SURPRISED US, RIGHT?

- AH, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BRINGALL THE BEER,

SO IF WE GIVE YOU SOME MONEY,WILL YOU BUY IT FOR US?

- OH, LITTLE LADIES,THAT WOULD BE OUR PLEASURE.

AND TRUST ME,I'M BIG ON PLEASURE.

PROBABLY TOO BIGFOR YOUR LITTLE [bleep].

[laughter]

[bleep] MIDGETS.[laughter]

- DERS, HOW ABOUT YOU GIVE

THIS DUMP TRUCK OF A GIRLHER MONEY BACK.

- OKAY. SORRY.- UH, I DON'T GET IT.

- YOU WOULDN'T,NOT WITH YOUR TINY BRAIN.

WHY BUY ALL THE BEER,WHEN WE CAN STEAL ALL THE BEER?

[all gasping]- THAT WOULD BE EPIC.

- IT WOULD BE, RIGHT?- THAT'S WHY HE SAID IT, STUPID.

OKAY, WE'VE GOT TO TALK.WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

- SEE YOU GUYS IN A FEW.- MAYBE EASE UP A LITTLE BIT.

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