Sabrina Matthews - Working Out

  • Season 4 , Ep 8
  • 01/21/2001
  • Views: 2,454

If you're going to rollerblade, it's important to learn how to brake. (3:12)

I TOOK A BREAK FROM DRINKING

TO GET IN SHAPE FOR THE RUGBY

SEASON.

SORT OF AN INTERESTING DECISION

TO STOP TAKING IN A PAINKILLER

IN ORDER TO INVOLVE MYSELF IN A

SPORT WHICH COULD CAUSE A FAIR

AMOUNT OF PAIN.

"SEE, ALANIS?

EVERYWHERE."

(LAUGHTER)

I BOUGHT THESE ROLLERBLADES

TO GET IN SHAPE, BECAUSE I DON'T

LIKE TO RUN JUST FOR THE SAKE OF

RUNNING, YOU KNOW?

I MEAN, I'LL RUN IF I'M PLAYING

A GAME OR IF I STEAL SOMETHING.

(LAUGHTER)

IF THERE'S A REASON TO RUN,

I'LL RUN.

BUT JUST NOT FOR THE SAKE OF IT.

SO I GO OUT, DAY ONE,

ROLLERBLADE FOR 5 HOURS,

'CAUSE I WAS GONNA SKATE AWAY

A DECADE OF BEER AND PIZZA

IN A SINGLE AFTERNOON.

(LAUGHTER)

DECIDE THAT I WAS AN EXPERT

AND THAT I'D GO DOWN A HILL,

WHICH WAS SUCH THE CLEVER IDEA

IN SAN FRANCISCO.

(LAUGHTER)

OH, YES.

MY FRIEND THAT I WAS SKATING

WITH SAID, "REMEMBER TO

TRAVERSE, LIKE WHEN YOU'RE

SKIING," WHICH IS ANOTHER SPORT

AT WHICH I EXCEL.

(LAUGHTER)

BIG WOMEN ON THINGS THAT ROLL;

BIG WOMEN ON THINGS THAT SLIDE.

WHOO-HOO!

(LAUGHTER)

SO I TRAVERSE ONCE AND THEN

I TURN TO TRAVERSE AGAIN,

AND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TURN

MY WHEELS ARE POINTED DIRECTLY

DOWN THE HILL, AND THAT IS WHERE

I AM GOING.

I AM ON MY WAY, BARRELING DOWN

THE HILL, 375,000 MILES AN HOUR.

THERE'S A SONIC BOOM OFF TO MY

LEFT.

(LAUGHTER)

SANDED THAT LITTLE FRICKING

ERASER AWAY IN, LIKE,

HALF A BLOCK.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT:

THE BRAKE.

ART GUM ON A SCREW.

DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO STOP ON

THOSE THINGS?

HOW?

WHAT?

AUDIENCE MEMBER: MAKE A SHARP

TURN.

SABRINA: I DID MAKE A SHARP

TURN.

(LAUGHTER)

FIRST I BURST INTO FLAMES.

(LAUGHTER)

AFTER THAT I WENT TO A GYM.

I WENT TO A GAY GYM.

I DON'T KNOW IF A BUILDING CAN

ACTUALLY BE GAY.

(LAUGHTER)

I WENT TO A GYM WHERE A LOT OF

GAY PEOPLE WORKED OUT.

AND THEY WERE REAL GYM RATS,

TOO.

YOU KNOW, THE GUYS WERE IN

THERE.

THEY'RE PRESSING 40 BAJILLON

POUNDS.

THE WOMEN ARE PRESSING TWICE

THAT.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

I'M IN THERE.

I GOT LIKE A BROOMSTICK AND

TWO BAGELS.

(LAUGHTER)

"FEEL THE BURN."

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

"HEY, YOU. YOU'RE OUT OF HERE.

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT

THE WEIGHTS."

♪ (MUSIC PLAYS)

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