Steve's Last Few Days

  • Season 1 , Ep 2
  • 10/02/2012
  • Views: 31,619

After Steve finds out that he isn't actually dying, he reconsider how he should spend his time. (0:57)

- STEVE?

[gunshots,animals stampeding]

- [slurring]DAMN IT!

COME BACK HERE,CHIPYUNK!

FIGHT LIKEA MAN!

- HEY, STEVE!STOP IT!

- WHY?THERE IS NO GOD.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

- THE DIFFERENCE ISYOU'RE NOT DYING.

[sighing] THE DOCTOR CALLEDLAST WEEK AND TOLD ME.

I JUST DIDN'T TELL YOUBECAUSE I--I REALLY--

I REALLY LIKETHE NEW STEVE.

- BULLSHIT!YOU'RE JUST LYING TO ME

SO I DON'TBLOW BAMBI'S BRAINS OUT.

[gun cocking]- WAIT, STEVE!

OKAY! OKAY!OKAY.

SU--SUPPOSEYOU ARE DYING.

IS THIS REALLY HOW YOU WANT TOSPEND YOUR LAST FEW DAYS?

- YOU KNOW WHAT?YOU'RE RIGHT.

I'M WASTING PRECIOUS TIME.- THANK YOU.

- THERE'S WAY MORE MESSED UPSHIT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO!

[upbeat big band music]

REALLY?

- ANGEL DUST!

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