Nick Swardson - The Saddest Planet Hollywood

  • Season 10 , Ep 14
  • 04/06/2006
  • Views: 12,561

Working at Planet Hollywood in Minnesota is pretty lame. (1:49)

JOB.

MY FIRST JOB I WORKED AT PLANET

HOLLYWOOD BACK IN MY HOME STATE

OF MINNESOTA.

YEE-WHO!

PLANET HOLLYWOOD-- I DON'T KNOW

IF YOU KNOW PLANET HOLLYWOOD.

IT'S LIKE A THEME RESTAURANT.

THEY HAVE PROPS FROM THE MOVIES,

LIKE, ON THE WALL.

BUT, LIKE, I WORKED AT THE ONE

IN MINNESOTA, SO WE GOT THE

LAME, STUPID PROPS.

WE'D LIKE PRETEND THEY WERE

COOL.

THAT WAS OUR JOB.

IT WAS SO PATHETIC.

WE'RE LIKE, "YEAH, THAT IS IT.

THAT'S THE CAR THEY DROVE IN

'CRITTERS.'

(LAUGHTER)

YEAH.

THAT'S IT, MAN.

THAT IS IT.

AND THAT'S WHAT THEY WORE IN

'COCOON.'

AND THERE'S COREY FELDMAN RIGHT

THERE.

HE'S KIND OF CHILLING RIGHT NOW.

(APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER)

BUT IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW,

I LIKE THIS JOB.

THIS JOB'S COOL.

BUT I THINK THE BEST JOB,

LIKE, IN THE HISTORY OF

THE UNITED STATES, I THINK

VANNA WHITE GOT THE BEST JOB

EVER.

(APPLAUSE)

IS THAT NOT THE BEST JOB?

IF I WERE A WOMAN, I WOULD WANT

THAT JOB SO BAD.

LIKE THAT'S HER JOB.

LIKE WHAT A COUNTRY.

THAT'S ALL SHE-- SHE JUST TURNS

LETTERS.

"I TURN LETTERS...BUT ONLY WHEN

THEY GLOW.

OKAY?

I'M NOT..."

(LAUGHTER)

WHAT WAS THE INTERVIEW LIKE TO

GET THAT JOB?

WHAT WAS THAT PROCESS?

THAT MUST HAVE BEEN VERY TOUGH.

THEY'RE LIKE, "ALL RIGHT.

LET'S START.

LET'S START THE INTERVIEW HERE.

VANNA WHITE.

IS THAT RIGHT?

OKAY.

ALL RIGHT.

LET'S START.

ALL RIGHT.

ALPHABET?

(LAUGHTER)

YOU ARE?

OKAY.

WOW.

(LAUGHTER)

IF SOMETHING WERE GLOWING,

COULD YOU TELL?"

(LAUGHTER)

"YOU COULD?

WELL, THAT WRAPS IT UP.

WOW.

WELCOME ABOARD.

THAT'S VERY IMPRESSIVE.

THAT'S

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