JOB.
MY FIRST JOB I WORKED AT PLANET
HOLLYWOOD BACK IN MY HOME STATE
OF MINNESOTA.
YEE-WHO!
PLANET HOLLYWOOD-- I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU KNOW PLANET HOLLYWOOD.
IT'S LIKE A THEME RESTAURANT.
THEY HAVE PROPS FROM THE MOVIES,
LIKE, ON THE WALL.
BUT, LIKE, I WORKED AT THE ONE
IN MINNESOTA, SO WE GOT THE
LAME, STUPID PROPS.
WE'D LIKE PRETEND THEY WERE
COOL.
THAT WAS OUR JOB.
IT WAS SO PATHETIC.
WE'RE LIKE, "YEAH, THAT IS IT.
THAT'S THE CAR THEY DROVE IN
'CRITTERS.'
(LAUGHTER)
YEAH.
THAT'S IT, MAN.
THAT IS IT.
AND THAT'S WHAT THEY WORE IN
'COCOON.'
AND THERE'S COREY FELDMAN RIGHT
THERE.
HE'S KIND OF CHILLING RIGHT NOW.
(APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER)
BUT IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW,
I LIKE THIS JOB.
THIS JOB'S COOL.
BUT I THINK THE BEST JOB,
LIKE, IN THE HISTORY OF
THE UNITED STATES, I THINK
VANNA WHITE GOT THE BEST JOB
EVER.
(APPLAUSE)
IS THAT NOT THE BEST JOB?
IF I WERE A WOMAN, I WOULD WANT
THAT JOB SO BAD.
LIKE THAT'S HER JOB.
LIKE WHAT A COUNTRY.
THAT'S ALL SHE-- SHE JUST TURNS
LETTERS.
"I TURN LETTERS...BUT ONLY WHEN
THEY GLOW.
OKAY?
I'M NOT..."
(LAUGHTER)
WHAT WAS THE INTERVIEW LIKE TO
GET THAT JOB?
WHAT WAS THAT PROCESS?
THAT MUST HAVE BEEN VERY TOUGH.
THEY'RE LIKE, "ALL RIGHT.
LET'S START.
LET'S START THE INTERVIEW HERE.
VANNA WHITE.
IS THAT RIGHT?
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S START.
ALL RIGHT.
ALPHABET?
(LAUGHTER)
YOU ARE?
OKAY.
WOW.
(LAUGHTER)
IF SOMETHING WERE GLOWING,
COULD YOU TELL?"
(LAUGHTER)
"YOU COULD?
WELL, THAT WRAPS IT UP.
WOW.
WELCOME ABOARD.
THAT'S VERY IMPRESSIVE.
THAT'S