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Crude Intentions
Season 9 • 08/04/2004
The real villains in the oil crisis are John Kerry and John Edwards.
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00:18
Moment of Zen - Bush Offensive
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
White House Communications Director Dan Bartlett emphasizes Bush's offensive strategy in the War on Terror.
08/03/2004
03:25
Colbert Rocks The DNC!
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Stephen Colbert takes to the convention floor on the night of John Kerry's acceptance speech to get down.
08/03/2004
05:29
Spike Lee
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Jon and Spike Lee talk about pre-Giuliani New York and the Democratic National Convention.
08/03/2004
03:58
Hire Intelligence
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Having the guy who oversees all the intelligence agencies in the loop is exactly what the terrorists would expect.
08/03/2004
05:19
Aaron Eckhart
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Jon Stewart gives away secret details about Aaron Eckhart's new movie.
08/04/2004
03:04
Loyalty Oath
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
President Bush's recent speech was a nightmarish Orwellian dystopia of forced conformity and it has Senior Political Analyst Ed Helms' complete and unreserved endorsement.
08/04/2004
00:13
Moment of Zen - Herby Endorse
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Another look at the George W. Bush and Dick Cheney misspelled loyalty oath.
08/04/2004
01:20
Three Banks And A Little Robbery
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
John Kerry and George W. Bush are working to put America's bank robbers back to work.
08/04/2004
01:28
The Colbert Report Sneak Preview
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Stephen Colbert gives viewers a truth injection on his new show, The Colbert Report.
08/04/2004
02:34
August
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Even though August doesn't have any major holidays, Samantha Bee shows us that there's still plenty to celebrate.
08/04/2004
04:27
Crude Intentions
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
It is shocking that oil, a product with a finite supply, gets more expensive the more we use it.
08/04/2004
03:52
New York State of Grind
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Sex clubs across New York City are bringing in extra workers to handle the increase in business expected as a result of the Republican National Convention.
08/05/2004
00:11
Moment of Zen - Sand Worm
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
A worm dances in sand.
08/05/2004
01:20
Summer of the Tiger
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
An escaped tiger in Queens signals the beginning of the Summer of the Tiger.
08/05/2004
01:37
Summer of the Helper Monkey
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
A two year-old grabbing at a disabled man's monkey in a Brooklyn supermarket marks the beginning of The Summer of the Helper Monkey.
08/05/2004
04:47
So Called American
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Religious folk would do a whole lot more to advance their cause if they would separate church from idiot.
08/05/2004
01:40
Summer of the Beetle
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Beetles from the far east threaten New York's beautiful mix of concrete and trees.
08/05/2004
05:31
Natalie Portman
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
According to Natalie Portman, young women are the smallest population not to vote, and Jon didn't know that.
08/05/2004
00:11
Moment of Zen - Swift Boat Attackers
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Swift Boat Veterans for Truth commercial attacks John Kerry.
08/09/2004
04:50
Bill Clinton Pt. 2
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Believe it or not there's actually stuff that didn't make it into Bill Clinton's very big book of memoirs.
08/09/2004
05:03
Minority Report
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
The failure to keep his rainbow collation of democrats together has Stephen Colbert longing for the Republican National Convention.
08/09/2004
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