Comedy Central Presents

Christian Finnegan - Car Alarms

Season 9 E 7 • 03/11/2005

The secret to living in New York City is to block things out.

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Dave Attell - Porno
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Louis C.K. - Embarrassing Situations
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Kevin Hart - Imaginary Friends
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Kevin Hart has noticed that black parents and white parents have very different reactions to their kids' imaginary friends.
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Mike Birbiglia - Dance Clubs
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Mike Birbiglia's time at a dance club goes beyond uncomfortable.
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Godfrey - Riding the Subway
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Godfrey shares his horrible experiences on the New York City subway, from malicious transit workers to slow-moving senior citizens.
02/18/2005
03:00

Godfrey - Black Astronauts & The X Games
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Godfrey offers a theory as to why there are so few African-American astronauts.
02/18/2005
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Christian Finnegan - Beautiful Women
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Christian's girlfriend doesn't like when he comes on to audiences.
03/11/2005
03:27

Christian Finnegan - Car Alarms
Comedy Central PresentsS9 E7

The secret to living in New York City is to block things out.
03/11/2005
02:33

Todd Barry - Chocolate School
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Todd Barry's friend is going to study chocolate in France.
03/31/2006
03:02

Deon Cole - Making Drugs Work
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Drug dealers need to play it safe because they have a responsibility to their customers.
03/09/2007
02:02

Sebastian Maniscalco - Doggie Santa
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It's a dog -- let it be a dog.
01/18/2008
06:17

Nick Thune - Missed Connections
Comedy Central PresentsS12 E9

Do I remember any facts that might help you remember me? No -- but I hope you find this.
02/08/2008
04:48

Nick Thune - Two Birds
Comedy Central PresentsS12 E9

When in history was there an abundance of birds and a shortage of rocks?
02/08/2008
02:49

Mike Birbiglia - Jitters
Comedy Central PresentsS12

Mike threw up before his first stand-up performance.
02/08/2008
02:03

Mike Birbiglia - Fat Tuesdays
Comedy Central PresentsS12

Fat Tuesdays is not a comedy club.
02/08/2008
02:12

Rich Vos - Christmas Decorations
Comedy Central PresentsS12 E12

Christmas decorations just prove you're not Jewish.
02/15/2008
02:58

Lavell Crawford - Going to the Doctor
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Lavell Crawford describes the time he went to see a doctor about a twisted ankle and came out with diabetes.
02/22/2008
01:57

Lavell Crawford - "Fat Boy"
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Depressed about his weight as a teenager, Lavell Crawford gets an idea while watching "ABC Afterschool Special."
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