Alingon Mitra - Katy Perry Is Insane

The Wolf of Bourbon Street Season 2, Ep 5 10/03/2014 Views: 13,017

Alingon Mitra breaks down one of Katy Perry's most popular songs and realizes that she's not as wholesome as he once thought. (1:54)

AS YOU ALL KNOW,I LOVE KATY PERRY.

I LOVE THAT ONE SONG SHE HAS, LAST FRIDAY NIGHT,

BECAUSE AT CERTAIN POINTSIN THAT SONG,

KATY WILL CLUMP TOGETHERSOME ISSUES

THAT HAVE VASTLYDIFFERENT CONSEQUENCES.

SHE'LL BE LIKE, "RIPPEDMY FAVORITE PARTY DRESS,

WARRANTS OUT FOR MY ARREST,GLITTER ALL OVER THE ROOM."

SORRY, DID YOU SAY YOU HADWARRANTS OUT FOR YOUR ARREST?

YEAH, I RIPPEDMY FAVORITE PARTY DRESS.

I'VE GOT WARRANTSOUT FOR MY ARREST.

THERE'S GLITTERALL OVER THE ROOM.

YEAH, I KNOW GLITTER,

IT'S HARD TO PICK UP,

BUT THE POLICEARE LOOKING FOR YOU.

WHAT DID YOU DO?

"PICTURES OF LAST NIGHTENDED UP ONLINE.

"I'M SCREWED.

OH, WELL."

NO!

THAT'S NOT PICTURESOF LAST NIGHT, KATY.

THAT'S EVIDENCE.

WHAT DID YOU DO?

"IT'S A BLACKED-OUT BLUR,BUT I'M PRETTY SURE IT RULED."

WELL, THINK, KATHERYN.

THERE ARE WARRANTS OUTFOR YOUR ARREST.

THAT MEANS YOU COMMITTEDNOT ONE BUT MULTIPLE CRIMES.

"THERE'S A STRANGERIN MY BED.

THERE'S A POUNDINGIN MY HEAD."

WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR HEADACHE?

THERE'S A STRANGER IN YOUR BED.

IS HE--IS HE BREATHING, KATY?

DID YOU MURDER SOMEBODY?

"BARBIE'S ON THE BARBECUE."

WHAT?

BARBIE'S ON THE BARBECUE.

THAT'S NOT A SIGNOF A GOOD PARTY.

THAT'S THE SIGNOF A SERIAL KILLER.

"BARBIE'S ON THE BARBECUE.

IS THIS A HICKEYOR A BRUISE?"

WELL, YOU SHOULD FIND OUT,

BECAUSE EITHER YOU MADE OUTWITH SOMEBODY

OR AN ASSAILANT PUNCHED YOUIN THE NECK.

GET IT TOGETHER, KATY.