Tracy Morgan - Titties

Tracy Morgan: One Mic Season 1, Ep 101 08/26/2002 Views: 10,154

When women have breast implants, it makes Tracy Morgan feel like he's at a Tupperware party during sex. (1:13)

You know?

I like that.

Ladies, leave them breastimplants alone.

I'm-- I can't tell you whatto do with your body.

If it makes you feel betteror whatever, cool

but, you know, be thankfulfor what you got

even if you justgot nipples, man.

( laughter )

Leave it alone, man.

Even if you gotmosquito bites, man.

Leave it alone.

Don't be puttingthat alien stuff in your body.

It's artificial.

I'm telling you, I was...

I used to deal with this chick

that had them implants.

Every time I was with her, man

I felt like I was at aTupperware party, man.

They call those "boobs."

That's a new politically correctword for "titty."

It's "titty"!

Ain't nothin' more sexy

than when a woman says,"Suck my titty."

It ain't "suck my boob."

( laughter )

You just blew my whole highand everything, man.

What's a boob, man?

To me, a boob is likea retarded kid, you know.

What's a boob, yo?