TOM RHODES>> I GOT BAD HABITS.

I SMOKE CIGARETTES, BUT HEY

THERE'S WORSE HABITS, YOU KNOW.

THOSE COUNTRY HILLBILLIES DO

THAT TOBACCO STUFF IN THEIR LIP,

THAT (BLEEP) STUFF.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT SENSATION

IT GIVES THEM, MAYBE IT HELPS

THEM HATE MINORITIES BETTER

OR SOMETHING.

RIGHT?

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW THIS,

MAN.

THEY HAD A DUDE ON T.V. LAST

YEAR, MAN.

AH, 20/20 OR ONE OF THOSE SHOWS,

RIGHT, AND THE DUDE'S DONE THAT

STUFF, THE TOBACCO, AND HE GOT

CANCER AND THEY HAD TO REMOVE

HIS JAW.

DID ANYBODY SEE THAT?

OH, IT WAS GRUESOME.

THE DUDE HAD NO CHIN.

THE DUDE, HAD NO CHIAN.

HIS LIPS JUST WENT.

STRAIGHT DOWN TO HIS CHEST, MAN.

HE WAS ON T.V. BEING INTERVIEWED

BY THEM.

I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS TO HAPPEN.

I'M LOOKING AT THIS GUY

AND I'M THINKING: HOW DOES

THIS GUY FOLD PILLOWCASES?

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

SO, UNLESS YOU WANT

AN UNRULY LINEN CLOSET...

STAY AWAY FROM THAT.