TOM RHODES>> I GOT BAD HABITS.
I SMOKE CIGARETTES, BUT HEY
THERE'S WORSE HABITS, YOU KNOW.
THOSE COUNTRY HILLBILLIES DO
THAT TOBACCO STUFF IN THEIR LIP,
THAT (BLEEP) STUFF.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT SENSATION
IT GIVES THEM, MAYBE IT HELPS
THEM HATE MINORITIES BETTER
OR SOMETHING.
RIGHT?
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW THIS,
MAN.
THEY HAD A DUDE ON T.V. LAST
YEAR, MAN.
AH, 20/20 OR ONE OF THOSE SHOWS,
RIGHT, AND THE DUDE'S DONE THAT
STUFF, THE TOBACCO, AND HE GOT
CANCER AND THEY HAD TO REMOVE
HIS JAW.
DID ANYBODY SEE THAT?
OH, IT WAS GRUESOME.
THE DUDE HAD NO CHIN.
THE DUDE, HAD NO CHIAN.
HIS LIPS JUST WENT.
STRAIGHT DOWN TO HIS CHEST, MAN.
HE WAS ON T.V. BEING INTERVIEWED
BY THEM.
I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS TO HAPPEN.
I'M LOOKING AT THIS GUY
AND I'M THINKING: HOW DOES
THIS GUY FOLD PILLOWCASES?
(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)
SO, UNLESS YOU WANT
AN UNRULY LINEN CLOSET...
STAY AWAY FROM THAT.