Whenever she goes outeveryone's like,
"Oh, my God,tell that story,
tell that story,tell that story!"
Her story is...
"Tell that story!Oh, my God!"
And they all do that.
So her story isshe's having sex with a dude.
And it's going okay.It's going great, I guess.
In the middle of it he stops,looks her dead in the eye
and goes, "Hey, I'm totallyinside you right now."
Which apparentlyis a very creepy thing to say.
Because whenevershe tells that story,
every girl in the roomgoes, "Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
"I can't believe he said that!I can't believe--
Can you believe it?I can't believe it."
And then I have to join in.
I'm like, "I can't believe it.That's so gross.
I can't believe it."
But the whole timeI'm thinking,
Have I ever said that?
Have I ever said that?I've said that.
I must have said thatat some point.
Apology callshave to be made.
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