Gregg Rogell - Jogger's High

  • Season 7 , Ep 24
  • 07/31/2003
  • Views: 10,334

If getting a "jogger's high" means puking all over yourself, Gregg Rogell got one. (1:51)

Gregg Rogell: I'M TRYING TO GET

IN SHAPE NOW A LITTLE BIT.

BEEN JOGGING.

JOGGERS TELL YOU WHEN THEY RUN

THEY GET A RUNNER'S HIGH.

I'M NOT SURE WHAT THEY MEAN

BY THAT.

BUT IF THEY MEAN PUKING

ALL OVER MYSELF AND COLLAPSING,

I WAS PRETTY WASTED.

[LAUGHTER]

BUDDY OF MINE RAN THE NEW YORK

CITY MARATHON LAST MONTH,

26 MILES THROUGH NEW YORK.

I DON'T HAVE THE STAMINA

TO WATCH IT ON TELEVISION

TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.

WHO WANTS TO WATCH IT?

IT'S PEOPLE JOGGING.

THEY SHOULD MAKE IT DIFFICULT.

TURN IT INTO THE NEW YORK CITY

TRIATHLON.

HAVE IT START IN THE SOUTH BRONX

AT AROUND MIDNIGHT.

THAT I'D WATCH.

[LAUGHTER]

YEAH, YOU HAVE TO RUN FOR

YOUR LIFE TO THE HUDSON RIVER,

SWIM ACROSS TO NEWARK,

STEAL A CAR.

[LAUGHTER]

AND THEN FOR THE ENDURANCE

PART OF THE RACE, DRIVE THE CAR

BACK TO MANHATTAN AND GET IT

REGISTERED AT THE DEPARTMENT

OF MOTOR VEHICLES.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I SMOKED SOME MARIJUANA WITH A

FRIEND OF MINE NOT TOO LONG AGO,

WATCHED SURVIVOR.

I WAS WONDERING WHY

THEY WOULDN'T KICK OFF

THE SKINNY GUY WITH THE

RED SHORT WHO KEPT SCREWING UP.

AND THEN I REALIZED WE WERE

WATCHING GILLIGAN'S ISLAND.

[LAUGHTER]

DON'T WATCH MICKEY MOUSE HIGH.

HE'LL SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF YOU.

MICKEY'S KIND OF FREAKY,

NO SHIRT, TIGHT SHORTS.

I'M A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE

AROUND MICKEY MOUSE.

I THINK HE'S JUST

MICHAEL JACKSON IN A COSTUME.

THEY GOT WAY TOO MUCH IN COMMON.

MICKEY AND MIKEY, IT'S GOTTA BE

THE SAME GUY.

THEY GOT THE SAME VOICE,

SAME PHYSIQUE.

SAME SHORTS.

BOTH LOVE KIDS.

BOTH WEAR A GLOVE.

BOTH HAVE AN AMUSEMENT PARK

IN THEIR BACKYARD.

BOTH BLACK WITH A WHITE FACE.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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