Out with the Old

Season 2 , Ep 5 08/06/13 Views: 11,610

Joan Rivers explains why senior citizen sex is the best, but Dave Attell can envision some downsides. (1:24)

[LAUGHTER]

>> OUR NEXT SEGMENT IS OUT

WITH THE OLD.

JUST LIE BACK AND FORGET

ABOUT IT.

A RAPIDLY AGING POPULATION

HAS NURSING HOMES LIVING IN

FEAR OF A RAY LAWSUIT TIME

BOMB.

[CAR HORN].

>> THE PROBLEM IS DEMENTIA

PATIENTS HAVE SEX WITH EACH

OTHER BY MISTAKE.

GREAT TIME BOMB.

THAT'S WHAT I CALL MY WI-FI.

>> WHY DO YOU LOOK AT ME FOR

THIS?

[LAUGHTER]

>> I FEEL SORRY FOR PEOPLE

WITH DEMENTIA.

THEY HAVE NO BRAIN SO THEY

CAN'T [BLEEP] THEIR BRAINS

OUT.

NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN.

>> I COULD SAY THAT'S NOT A

CATHETER.

WHAT IS THAT?

[LAUGHTER]

>> OH.

YOU NEED ONE IN THE FRONT

AND BACK.

OH.

I THINK THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

>> YOU'RE BOTH YOUNG.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

OLD SEX IS THE BEST BECAUSE

THERE ARE NO ONE NIGHT

STANDS.

THIS IS A RELATIONSHIP JUST

TO GET THE OLD GUY OUT OF

THE CAR INTO YOUR HOUSE ON

THE BED, ON YOU OFF YOU,

DOWN THE STAIRS, BACK IN THE

CAR, FOUR DAYS.

RELATIONSHIP.

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