Richard Lewis - Loud Orgasms

Shirley Hemphill & Kelly Monteith Season 1, Ep 0112 02/24/1992 Views: 708

Don't shush your partner during an orgasm. (1:08)

IF YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGHTO HAVE A PARTNER, OKAY?

( laughter )

LET IT OUT.

IF IT REALLY... IF IT HAPPENS...SHRIEK LIKE A BABOON, MAN.

MY WHOLE LIFE...

I HAVE THIS THEORY THATAT THE MOMENT OF MY CONCEPTION--

AND I SAY THISWITH ALL DUE RESPECT--

THAT MY MOTHER SHUSHEDMY FATHER DURING HIS ORGASM.

IT GAVE ME LOW SELF-ESTEEM,IT SCARED ME.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

WHEN I LEFT THE HOUSEFOR COLLEGE

IN THE DORM, YOU WEREN'TSUPPOSED TO MAKE LOVE.

AND EVERYBODY HAD TO LIKEFAKE IT SORT OF, YOU KNOW.

I MEAN, LIKE THE ORGASMAT MY COLLEGE WAS LIKE

"OH, THE FRENCH AND INDIAN WAR!"

JUST IN CASE THE PROCTORWAS WALKING IN THE HALL.

THE PROBLEM IS, ACTUALLY

IF YOU'RE DATING NOW,IT'S FRIGHTENING ENOUGH

BUT IF YOU DATEMORE THAN ONE PERSON

IN THE HEAT OF PASSION--WE'RE HUMAN-- YOU FORGET.

SOMETIMES YOU FORGET.

AND YOU LIE IN BED,AND YOU GO, "OH, SALLY!"

IT HAPPENED LAST WEEK.

"SALLY? I'M HELEN."

"I KNOW."

♪ SALLY GO 'ROUND THE ROSES.

YOU GOT TO COVERAND BE PREPARED.

I HAVE A LITTLE LIST BY THE BEDOF DIFFERENT SONGS OF...