to start out with
a hilarious,great comic.
This guy, you might knowhim from his own podcast
"The Skeptic Tank"and he's here for us now.
Please welcomeAri Shaffer.
Here he comes!Noah, stay on it.
All right, buddy.Fuck yeah.
Hey, I just went tomy first strip club in,
like, three years.
No, not whoo.
I don't like 'em,you guys.
I don't like them.
I thought I did,I always thought I did.
I was always like,"Yay, we're having fun, right?"
But they're not cool.
I know Spike TV tells me I'msupposed to love strip clubs
and changing oil, but that'snot my experience.
They're weird, 'Cause youhave a naked girl right there,
which that part's fine,but then there's some dude
right here thatyou've never met.
And every once in a while,you'll hear a noise
and you'll both turn.
And what's theetiquette there?
What are yousupposed to do?
I never know.
Are you supposed to saysomething creepy and then
touch bonersand then go back?
Like, "I'm hard,you hard?
Yeah, we'restraight as fuck."
"You hard? You're fuckingsoft, you fucking queer!
I touched my dick to hisdick and it was soft!