PubLIZity - Yogurt Water

  • Season 1, Ep 4
  • 02/06/2013
  • Views: 10,721

When PubLIZity plans an event for Cultured Yogurt Water, Liz B. volunteers to provide the entertainment. (2:38)

I'M AN AMAZING PERSONWITH AN AMAZING LIFE.

- AND I'M LIZ.

I'M A COLLEGE GRADUATEAND I EXPECT THE BEST.

I'M THE DRIVEN ONE.

- AND I'M TRYING TO HAVE A LIFE.

OUR PR FIRMIS CALLED PUBLIZITY.

- IT'S BASED OFF OUR NAMES.

SO THIS MORNING,WE HAVE MEETING WITH, LIKE,

A VERY DEMANDING NEW CLIENT.

THE CEO OF CULTURED YOGURT WATERAND LIZ BETTER WAKE UP.

YOGURT WATER? I LOVE IT.- WOW.

I THINK, LIKE, A LOT OF WOMENREALLY WANT TO DRINK SOMETHING

THAT'S, LIKE, MEDIUM-THICK.- TRY IT.

- I'M GONNA TRY IT,IF YOU DON'T MIND.

LIKE, I LIE IN MEETINGS A LOT,IT'S TRUE.

I LIKE THE IDEA OF JUST,LIKE SUCKING DOWN

ONE OF THESE LITTLE THINGS.

BUT, LIKE, IN THIS CASE,I REALLY DO HATE WATER.

LIKE, I HATE IT.

IT'S, LIKE, VERY EXCITING

TO BE TRYING A NEW BEVERAGE.[sniffs]

I LOVE IT.IT'S DELICIOUS.

- WELL, TH--THANK YOU.- I LIKE WATER,

BUT I WANT THAT SOUR TASTE THAT,LIKE, ONLY YOGURT CAN BRING.

SO WHAT CAN WE DO TO HELPPROMOTE YOUR PRODUCT?

UM, LET'S SEE.[snorts]

OH, I JUST HADAN AMAZING IDEA.

WHAT IF WE DID AN EVENT?

- LIZ!SORRY.

YOU ARE A GENIUS.- I LOVE YOU.

- I LOVE YOU, TOO.- YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.

- YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.- HERE'S WHAT I'M THINKING

WE SHOULD DO.

CULTURED WATER IS, LIKE,VERY CULTURED,

AND, LIKE, WHAT IS THEMOST CULTURED THING--

[snorts]OH, MY GOD. ENGLAND.

- OH, ENGLAND.- LONDON, ENGLAND.

- OH, MY GOD,I LOVE LONDON ENGLAND.

- SO IT'S, LIKE,A THEME PARTY ALL ABOUT

LONDON, ENGLANDAND CULTURED WATER.

AND THEN WE CAN HAVE,LIKE, ADELE PERFORM!

WE SHOULD HAVEADELE PERFORM!

- I THINK ADELE MIGHT BEA LITTLE EXPENSIVE.

- MM-HMM, MM-HMM.I COULD PERFORM THEN.

I COULD DO IT.

I COULD ACTUALLY JUST COMPLETETHE PERFORMANCE.

I COULD DO IT.I COULD PERFORM.

- RIGHT?- BUT--

- YOU DON'T PERFORM.- MM.

- LIZ IS, LIKE,CRAZY UNTALENTED,

AND I DON'T KNOWIF SHE CAN DELIVER.

SO I'M THINKING WHAT IF WE HADANYBODY ELSE PERFORM?

- MM, OR I COULD DO IT.

- OR YOU KNOW WHAT WE COULD DOIS WE COULD JUST HAVE, LIKE,

A MONKEY WITH DOWN SYNDROMESMASHING ON CYMBALS.

I THOUGHT THAT WAS, LIKE, A GOODPOSSIBILITY FOR SOMETHING TO DO.

- YOU KNOW WHAT, LIZ,I'M GONNA STOP YOU RIGHT THERE

BECAUSE I WOULD BESO NERVOUS FOR YOU

IF THAT TINY MONKEYWITH THE BRAIN PROBLEM

WERE TO JUMP UP AND JUST SCRATCHON SOMEONE'S FACE.

- IT'S, LIKE,THE CLIENT'S DECISION.

WHATEVER YOU THINKIS BEST IS FINE.

SO, LIKE, EITHERWE DO THE MONKEY

OR SOMETHING ELSEOR WE HAVE LIZ SING.

- RIGHT, AND, LIKE,WHATEVER YOU THINK IS FREE.

- WELL WHY DON'T WE TRY IT?

WHY DOESN'T LIZ HAVE A SONG--- GREAT. AMAZING.

- LET'S TRY IT.

[singing nasally]- ♪ I WOULD LOVE TO SING

♪ AT YOUR EVENT

- WOW.

- WELL THAT'S PROOF POSITIVERIGHT THERE THAT WE SHOULD

THINK OF A BUNCH OF OPTIONS.

COMING UP NEXT ON PUBLIZITY...

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