DL Hughley - 9/11 Anniversary

Season 1 , Ep 101 05/15/05 Views: 3,055

DL Hughley wonders why government intelligence workers aren't held up to the same scrutiny as Gap employees. (1:46)

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WAS THE ANNIVERSARY OF 9-11,

WHICH WAS VERY SAD.

I THINK EVERYBODY REMEMBERS

WHAT THEY WERE DOING ON 9-11.

I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT

AN ANNIVERSARY BECAUSE AN

ANNIVERSARY IS GENERALLY

SOMETHING YOU WANT TO REMEMBER.

AND THAT WAS A VERY TRAGIC DAY.

I REMEMBER I WAS FLYING IN FROM

JAPAN.

I HAD SOME GIGS OVER THERE.

AND MY BROTHER-IN-LAW CALLED ME

EARLY IN THE MORNING HE SAID,

"MAN, ARE YOU WATCHING THIS

[BLEEP]?"

I SAID, "WHAT [BLEEP]?"

HE SAID, "TURN ON THE TV."

I SAID, "MAN, WHAT CHANNEL?"

"MOTHER [BLEEP], ANY CHANNEL."

[LAUGHTER]

WHEN SOMEBODY SAY ANY CHANNEL.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

I MEAN I HAVE A GED AND I'M SURE

I'M NOT AS BRIGHT...

[LAUGHTER]

AS MANY OF THE PEOPLE IN CHARGE

OF OUR INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES.

BUT I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A SHOT.

IF FOUR DUDES FROM THE

MIDDLE EAST GO DOWN TO FLORIDA

TO LEARN HOW TO FLY, AND DON'T

NOBODY WANT TO LEARN HOW TO LAND

OR TAKE OFF...

SOMETHING IS [BLEEP] UP.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

THAT'S--

THAT'S JUST IT.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

THAT'S JUST...

ALL OF THESE MISTAKES; MISTAKES

DURING 9-11 MISTAKES DURING THE

WAR IN IRAQ AND NOT ONE PERSON

IS FIRED, THAT'S THE DEAL.

IF SOMEBODY--

LOOK, IF YOU WORK AT THE GAP...

[LAUGHTER]

AND YOU FOLD A SWEATER WRONG

YOUR ASS FIRED.

THESE DUDES MAN, NOW THEY GOT

THE TERROR ALERT.

AND THE TERROR ALERT, MAN,

"IT'S ORANGE, IT'S YELLOW,

IT'S RED."

WHO THE HELL IS PROTECTING

THE SKITTLES?

WHAT TYPE OF [BLEEP] IS THAT?

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