Sweet Emoji - I Fell in Love with a Terrorist at Sizzler

  • Season 1 , Ep 01025
  • 02/19/2014
  • Views: 835

Matt Besser, Matt Walsh and Ian Roberts turn seemingly harmless strings of emoji into full -- and occasionally bizarre -- sentences. (3:15)

>> IT'S TIME TO PLAY SWEETEMOJI.

>> EMOJI ARE USED TO SENDPICTURES INSTEAD OF WORDS.

I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU GUYS ASERIES OF THREE EMOJIS AND FOR

250 POINTS I WANT YOU TOTRANSLATE THEM INTO A SENTENCE.

THIS ONE STARTS WITH ACAMCORDER.

TRANSLATE THAT INTO A SENTENCE.

WALSH.

>> I FILMED YOU GIVING A SHOCKERTO MY CAT.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> THAT'S ACTUALLY TRUE.

>> I DON'T SEE HOW IT COULD BEEXG ELSE.

>> IT'S TRUE.

>> I DON'T SEE HOW IT COULD BEANYTHING ELSE.

>> UNFORTUNATELY, I READ THAT ASA ELECTROCUTED MY WIFE'S

( BLEEP ).

MAKING A SEX TAPE.

THAT'S GOOD, TOO, BUT THAT'S NOTWHAT I MEANT.

>> THEY TOLD US NOT TO BRING UPREAL STUFF, THOUGH.

( LAUGHTER )>> CHAIM SURE WE CAN TAKE THAT

RIGHT OUT.

>> HI, KATY.

>> IF WE'RE GOING TO EDIT THATOUT, I SHOULDN'T GIVE ANY POINT.

>> THIS HAS A RAINY UMBRELLA INIT.

>> I GOT SOME WET PUSSY ACTION.

>> OH, MY GOD!

YES!

OF COURSE!

>> CASTING ANGRY WET PUSSY FORINDEPENDENT FILM.

>> BECAUSE A REAL FILMMAKERWOULD HAVE HAD STUFF WRITTEN ON

THE THING.

>> AND THAT WAS CALLED BUFFALO66.

>> THIS ONE HAS A FIRE AND ATELESCOPE IN IT.

THIS HAS GOT-- MATT WALSH.

>> UPON CLOSER INSPECTION,LESBIANS STARTED THE FIRE.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

>> POINT FOR SURE!

POINTS!

>> WANT TO SEE ME SET MY TWINSON FIRE?

>> POINTS!

POINTS.

NEXT ONE.

THIS ONE HAS GOT SOME DELICIOUSFRIED CLISM IN IT.

BESSER.

>> I BOMBED DOING COMEDY FOR AMIDGET.

( LAUGHTER )>> I NEED THAT EXPLAINED.

>> IT'S SHRIMP!

>> OH, SHRIMP.

>> YES, WE ALL GOT THEDEROGATORY SLUR.

>> NO, BESSER, PLEASE!

>> SORRY, SOMETIMES MY JOKESMAKE ME FALL DOWN.

>> I FELL IN LOVE WITH ATERRORIST AT SWIZZER.

>> I'LL GIVE POINTS.

>> AND TERRORISTS LOVE SHRIMP.

>> IF THEY DON'T, WE WIN.

>> THIS ONE ENDS WITH LIPSTICK.

IAN.

>> I'M REALLY A DUDE.

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