Scrapbook Therapy

  • Season 3 , Ep 2
  • 01/24/2000
  • Views: 125

A lonely wife takes to scrapbooking when she and her husband are unable to have children. (3:35)

HE NEEDSTHE HUMP HOUSE.

GRETCHEN, I THINK THIS SCRAPBOOKTHING IS BECOMING A PROBLEM.

YOU'RE JUST DOING ITTOO MUCH, HONEY.

OH DAN, COME ON.

THERE'S NO SUCH THINGAS TOO MUCH SCRAP BOOKIN'.

SCRAPBOOKS ARE FILLEDWITH BEAUTIFUL MEMORIES,

AND HOW CAN YOU HAVE TOO MANY BEAUTIFUL MEMORIES, DANNY ?

BELIEVE ME, GRETCHEN,

I APPRECIATE YOURORIGINAL SCRAPBOOKS

WITH THE VACATION MEMENTOS...

BUT CHANGE-OF-ADDRESS FORMS ?

WHAT KIND OFSENTIMENTAL VALUE

DO CHANGE-OF-ADDRESSFORMS HAVE ?

FREE SHAMPOO SAMPLES ?

THE WHOLE SCRAPBOOK'SFILLED WITH THEM.

MM-HMM,MM-HMM.

"MY FAVORITEDENTAL FLOSS MEMORIES ?"

COME HERE, DAN.

GRETCHEN !WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?

I JUST WANTED TOREMEMBER OUR CONVERSATION.

WHAT'S THIS ?

IT'S...THIS BOOK'S JUST FILLED WITH PAPER.

THOSE ARETICKET STUBS, DAN.

PEOPLE COLLECTTHEIR TICKET STUBS.

GOSH !

BUT THESE AREN'TCONCERT TICKETS.

THESE ARE LIKE NUMBERS FOR THELINE AT THE BUTCHER SHOP,

VALET PARKING STUBS,LUGGAGE ID TABS,

DRY CLEAN TAGS,COAT CHECK TABS,

TOLL BOOTH RECEIPTS...

OH GOSH DAN,

DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE WENTTHROUGH THE LINCOLN TUNNEL ?

NO.

OH, I GOT SOMETHINGTO MAKE YOU HAPPY, DAN.

HERE'S A BOOK WITH ALLYOUR FAVORITE CD WRAPPERS.

GOSH, REMEMBER THESE CDs DAN,

THE OAK RIDGE BOYS--♪ EL-A-VI-A-RA ♪

THAT'S JUSTCELLOPHANE, HONEY.

OH YEAH, ANDHERE'S A BOOK...

WHERE I KEEP ALLMY USED TAMPONS.

OH, HERE'S ONE...OH, REMEMBER THIS ONE, DAN ?

UGH !

AND REMEMBER - GOSH !

ALL OF THESE REMIND ME OF...

OF THE BABIESWE NEVER HAD.

YEAH.

OH, I GOTANOTHER BOOK, DAN.

HERE'S ALL OFOUR USED CONDOMS.

OK, GRETCHEN,I DON'T--OH DAN !

THIS ONE IS FROMTHE LAST TIMEI WAS ON TOP.

WHICH REMINDS ME DAN,WE'RE GONNA NEED SOME MORE--

OK, OK, GRETCHEN,GRETCHEN--

BECAUSE I'VE GOTSOME PLANS FOR--

GRETCHEN, GRETCHEN...

I JUST THINK THATTHERE'S A BETTER WAY

FOR YOU TOSPEND YOUR TIME...

THAN STICKING EVERYTHING YOU DO

INTO A SCRAPBOOK, SWEETIE.

THAT IS SUCHA MEAN THINGTO SAY, DAN !

ESPECIALLY SINCEI'VE BEEN WORKING SO HARD

ON A SPECIALSCRAPBOOK FOR YOU !

I'M SORRY, GRETCHEN.

WHAT DID YOU MAKE ME ?

IT LOOKS LIKEA BIG PLAY...

OR A RADIO TRANSCRIPTOF SOME KIND.

BUT EVERY CHARACTER'S NAMEIS DAN AND GRETCHEN !

WHAT'S--YEAH DAN.

THAT'S EVERYTHING YOU AND I HAVE EVER SAID TO EACH OTHER.

WHILE YOU'RE AT WORKDURING THE DAY,

I TRANSCRIBE OFFTHE TAPE

WHAT YOU SAID TO METHE NIGHT BEFORE.

ARE YOU SAYING THATOUR HOUSE IS BUGGED ?

NO, DAN.

I'M JUST WIRED,24-7.

FOR THE SCRAPBOOK.

THAT'S WHY I'VE NEVER SEEN YOUNAKED WITH THE LIGHTS ON.

YEAH DAN,THAT'S RIGHT--

OH GOSH, DAN,REMEMBER THIS ?

SEVEN YEARS AGOWHEN I WAS LIKE,

"DAN, CAN YOUTAKE OUT THE TRASH ?"

AND YOU WERE LIKE,"I ALREADY HAVE,"

AND I WAS LIKE, "OK."REMEMBER THAT, DAN ?

NO, GRETCHEN,I DON'T REMEMBER THAT.

AND SPEAKING OF THE TRASH,I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER

THE LAST TIME I TOOK THE TRASH OUT !

GRETCHEN, NOT ONLY ISTHE TRASH CAN EMPTY,

IT'S IMMACULATE.

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE ?

GOSH, DAN, I DON'T THROWTHE TRASH OUT ANYMORE

BECAUSE I'M AFRAID I MIGHTLOSE SOME BEAUTIFUL MEMORIES !

AND GOD FORBIDTHAT HAPPENS, DAN.

WHY ARE YOUBADGERING MELIKE THIS ?

OH, HEY DAN, REMEMBER WHENI JUST BLEW MY NOSE, DAN ?

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