Judy Gold - The Olympics

Tough Crowd Stands Up with Colin Quinn Season 1, Ep 0101 12/08/2002 Views: 3,662

They have turned the Olympics into a reality show. (0:54)

I AM SO HAPPY TO BE DOING A SHOWFOR COMEDY CENTRAL.

I AM SO SICK OF WATCHING THOSEREALITY SHOWS ON TELEVISION

IT IS UNBELIEVABLE.

ISN'T IT GETTING ON YOUR NERVES?

I CAN'T TAKE IT!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]EVERYTHING IS A REALITY SHOW.

SPORTS IS A REALITY SHOW.

I AM WATCHING THE OLYMPICS,ALRIGHT, THEY HAVE COMPLETELY

TURNED THE OLYMPICS INTO AREALITY PROGRAM.

BEFORE EVERY COMPETITION,THEY ALWAYS PROFILE ONE OF THE

ATHLETES.

HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT EVERYOLYMPIC ATHLETE HAS HAD THE MOST

MISERABLE TRAGIC LIFE?

NO, I'M WATCHING THE SWIMMING INAUSTRALIA A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO

AND I FELT LIKE SUCH A LOSER.

"IN LANE 4 IS SVETLANA MESCHAVECHNA.

SHE'S SWIMMING WITH TWO BROKENLEGS SHE GOT WHILE PUSHING HER

PARENTS OUT OF A MOVING TRAIN ASTHEY WERE ESCAPING PERSECUTION.

[LAUGHTER]IN LANE 6 IS ELANA LALASHAVA.

THIS IS HER FIRST COMPETITIONSINCE CLIMBING MOUNT EVEREST

AND FALLING.

[LAUGHTER]IN LANE 9 IS MICHELLE NAVARRO,

SHE'S DEAD.

SHE DIED LAST FRIDAY.

SHE'S FLOATING IN LANE 9AND SHE'S THE FAVORITE IN THIS

CATEGORY."

[CHEERS, WHISTLES, APPLAUSE]