Chris D'Elia - You Smell Like Peaches Pt.2

Chris D'Elia: White Male. Black Comic. Season 1, Ep 101 11/20/2013 Views: 23,854

When Chris D'Elia tries to use the same pick-up lines as black dudes, he comes across as insane. (0:59)

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ME? A WHITE DUDE? NO WAY.

I WOULD BE IMMEDIATELY PUTINTO SERIAL-KILLER CATEGORY.

[ LAUGHTER ]

IMAGINE ME WALKING UP TO YOUJUST, "EXCUSE ME, MA.

YOU SMELL LIKE PEACHES."

"WHERE ARE YOU GOING?COME BACK HERE.

"COME HERE, COME BACK HERE.YOU SMELL LIKE PEACHES.

"YOU'RE A FAT BITCH,YOU'RE A FAT BITCH. COME HERE.

"YOU SMELL LIKEYOU'RE BAD AT MATH. COME HERE.

"YOU SMELL LIKE PEACHES.[ GRUNTING ]

[ GRUNTING CONTINUES ]"

[ LAUGHTER ]

YO, IF YOU'RE A BLACK DUDE,

YOU TELL A GIRLSHE SMELLS LIKE PEACHES,

YOU'RE FLIRTING WITH HER.

IF YOU'RE A WHITE DUDE AND YOUSAY IT, YOU'RE STABBING HER.

[ LAUGHS ]THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE.

THERE'SA BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN,

"YO, MA, YOU SMELL LIKE PEACHES"AND, "HEY, MOM!"

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ LAUGHS ]

"YOU SMELL LIKE PEACHES!

"[ GRUNTS ]

"YOU'VE ALWAYS SMELLEDLIKE PEACHES!

THAT'S THE PROBLEM!"

[ LAUGHS ]