Uncensored - Kumail Nanjiani - Pakistani Name

Kumail Nanjiani: Beta Male Season 1, Ep 101 07/20/2013 Views: 10,184

Kumail Nanjiani investigates the authenticity of an audience member's claim. (1:07)

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I'll tell you another, moreabout myself.

I was raised Muslim.

[quiet cheer]

Oh, really?

That has neverhappened before.

I was raised Muslim.

"Whoo!

"All right,we're not all doing that?

"Just me?

"Whoo-oh!

"My shoe hurt.

Whoo."

Who did "whoo"?Who was it?

Oh.

Are you from Pakistan?

We would have fuckingnoticed you.

Oh, your friend is.

Hi.You're from Pakistan?

- Yeah, I'm from Karachi.- What's your name?

- Hoor.- Hoor?

Story checks out.

That is a deep OG name.

That's not, "Apu!I'm an asshole."

No.

Hoor, it means "angel."

And I'm surewith that name here,

you get calledsomething else.