#HashtagWars - #InternetTVShows

Tuesday, September 13, 2016 09/13/2016 Views: 269

Moshe Kasher, Aisling Bea and Chris D'Elia come up with new versions of TV shows for an internet-savvy audience. (2:18)

NOW IT'S TIMEFOR TONIGHT'S #HASHTAGWARS.

(CHEERING)

THE EMMYS ARE SUNDAY,AND IF YOU LOOK AT THE NOMINEES,

YOU'LL NOTICE, FIRST OF ALL,THAT WALKING DEAD

DIDN'T GET NOMINATED, AND THATIS (BLEEP)ING BULL(BLEEP)!

-IT'S A GOOD SHOW! ALL RIGHT.-AUDIENCE MEMBERS: YEAH!

ANYWAY, IF YOU WATCH...THE EMMYS ARE THIS SUNDAY,

AND IF YOU LOOK AT THE NOMINEES,YOU'LL NOTICE

THE GROWING INFLUENCEOF ONLINE STREAMING SERVICES.

COMPANIES LIKE HULU,CRACKLE AND SEESO

ARE GETTING TAKEN VERY SERIOUSLY

EVEN THOUGH THEY ALL SOUNDLIKE KNOCKOFF TELETUBBIES.

SO... WE'RE GONNA HELPTHE INTERNET KILL THE VIDEO.

START WITH TONIGHT'S HASHTAG#INTERNETTVSHOWS.

EXAMPLES MIGHT BE: EVERYBODY FAVES RAYMOND;

AND: HOW I MET YOUR MOTHERBOARD.

I'M GONNA PUT 60 SECONDSON THE CLOCK, AND BEGIN.

-AISLING. -2 BROKE GIRLS 1 CUP.

-YES, POINTS!-(LAUGHTER)

OH! BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL.

-CHRIS D'ELIA. -HARAMBE-WATCH.

(LAUGHTER)

(APPLAUSE)

-MOSHE KASHER. -BBW HUNTER, TEXAS RANGER.

-YES, POINTS!-(LAUGHTER)

-CHRIS D'ELIA. -BUFFERING THE VAMPIRE SLAYER.

-POINTS! VERY GOOD!-(LAUGHTER)

-MOSHE. -I CAN HAS THE MACNEIL/LEHRER NEWSHOUR.

-POINTS.-(LAUGHTER)

IT'S LIKE THEY'RE PEOPLE. CHRIS.

LAW & ORDERING GROCE... GROCERIES.

(LAUGHTER)

LAW & ORDERING...

GROCERIES!

-(WHOOPING, APPLAUSE)-THAT'S SO FUNNY!

POINTS. AISLING.

UH, DOCTOR WHO SENT ME ALL THESE DICK PICS.

-POINTS.-(LAUGHTER)

-UH, MOSHE KASHER.-I GOT A DOCTOR ONE, TOO.

DR. QUINN, MEDICINE WOMAN.GOV.

ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

ALL RIGHT, CHRIS D'ELIA.

MEN OF A CERTAIN AGE PRETENDING TO BE GIRLS OF A DIFFERENT AGE.

-ALL RIGHT, POINTS.-(LAUGHTER)

VERY GOOD. AISLING.

UM...

MURDER, SHE BLOGGED.

-YES, POINTS. VERY GOOD.-(LAUGHTER)

-MOSHE KASHER.-GOOD ONE.

AT MIDNIGHT, BUT INSTEAD OF THE WORD "AT,"

IT'S THE @ SYMBOLON THE KEYBOARD.

IT'S, LIKE,A MORE INTERNET VERSION...

-OH, YEAH, YEAH, OKAY, YEAH.-THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN!

-I DON'T KNOW. I JUST... -THATWOULD NEVER! -THAT'S CRAZY.

-IT'S LIKE THIS SHOW,-YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND.

-BUT FOR INTERNET CULTURE.-NO, THAT WOULD NEVER, NEVER...

-D'ELIA. -THE BAE TEAM.

-ALL RIGHT.-(BLEEP)ING A-TEAM.

(BLEEP) YOU GUYS, DUDE.

-(APPLAUSE)-NAH, I DON'T WANT...

(STAMMERS)

YOU KNOW, WHATEVER.