Final Will and Testament

  • Season 5 , Ep 12
  • 06/12/2008
  • Views: 32,834

Johnson helps communicate a deceased man's last wishes to his deaf mother. (1:31)

EXCUSE ME, SHE'S NOTHARD OF HEARING.

SHE'S PROFOUNDLY DEAF.OH.

I'M SORRY THATYOUR SON IS DEAD,

AND I AM HONORED,THOUGH SADDENED,

TO SHOW YOUHIS FINAL WILLAND TESTAMENT.

HEY.

IT'S ME CHRIS.HANDSOME BOY.

THIS IS MY LAST WILLAND TESTAMENT.

OH, VERY HANDSOME BOY.

IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS,

IT'S 'CAUSE I'M DEAD.

I'VE BEEN SAVING MY [BLEEP].

OK. DON'T EVEN--IN A BAGGIE.

AT THE FUNERAL,I WANT--DON'T.

I WANT YOU TO THROW ITAT UNCLE MARK.

OK.

[MOTHER SPEAKING]SHE KNOWS WHY.

I HAVE $35,000, MOM.

MM. JUST WAITA SECOND.

LET'S SEEWHERE THIS GOES.

THAT I SAVED FROM MY--

MY INTERNET BUSINESSWHERE I WOULD DANCEFOR MEN--

AH, JEEZ.IN FRONT OF MY COMPUTER.

OH,WHAT DO I SAY?

AND OVER THE YEARS,I MADE $35,000.

MM-HMM.I KNOW, I KNOW.

I KNOW HOW MUCHYOU STRUGGLED, MOM.

[NERVOUS LAUGHTER]OH, GOD.

SO I WANT YOU TO PUTALL THAT MONEY

IN MY COFFIN WITH MEAND BURY ME

WITH THE MONEY.

'CAUSE THAT'S MY[BLEEP] MONEY, MOM.OK.

CHRIS HAD ANINTERNET BUSINESS...

WHERE HE TOLD JOKES

AND WROTE FUNNY...

FICTIONAL STORIES.

Junior: THE DEPARTMENTOF HOMELAND SECURITY

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