-My memoir wouldprobably be called, "Mom,
This is Your Fault."
-If I were ever to putout a stand up memoir
it would be called,"What if I Tried?
The Story of anUnknown Comedian."
-I have two working titles.
-It would changeconstantly I think.
-The name of my stand up comedymemoir will be, "I Need This."
-"Can You FuckingBelieve This Worked Out?"
-The title would be, "I DidIt" and the subtitle would be,
"I Don't Believe it Either."
-I'm sure that other people saidthis, let me know if they said
it, "You Had to be There."
-What was the question?
-If I were to write astand up memoir-- that's
a fantastic question--easy answer,
-The subtitle would be, "No,I really fucking need this."
-And another one I thought ofwas just me holding up a baby
cat and it would just becalled, "Just Kitten."
-If Sean O'Connor wrote astand up memoir, it would be,
-That's a pretty good joke.
-I don't that Iwould write a stand
up memoir necessarilyat this point.
Sometimes I break downon stage, and that's
kind of like a comedy memoir.
-That's got to bethe name of it.
-I think thatcaptures the feeling
of being a comic the most.