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Thank you! Welcome to the show!
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Uh, welcome to The Nightly Show.
I am Larry Wilmore.Um, a lot going on, guys.
So, big Indiana primary tonight.
And earlier, Fox & Friends had,uh, Donald Trump
on the show discussinghis major foe, Ted Cruz.
Hmm. Let's see what importantelection issues they covered.
TRUMP: His father waswith Lee Harvey Oswald
prior to Oswald being,uh, you know, shot.
I mean,the whole thing is ridiculous.
What is this?Right prior to his being shot.
And nobody even brings it up.
I mean, they don't even talkabout that.
That was reported, uh,and nobody talks about it.
Nobody talks about itbecause it's not news!
Or is it?
The National Enquirer claimsTed's dad had ties
to Lee Harvey Oswald.
Jesus Christ, you guys.
Between this and allof Ted Cruz's zodiac killing,
the Cruz family off...
This is true, this is true!Don't mess me up.
They offed more people inthe '60s and '70s than Vietnam.
Mmm. Oh, now it got sad. Yeah.
That's true. I know what you'rethinking, "Larry, stop it.
Come on,Ted Cruz is not a killer."
Okay. Well, then you tell mewhat he was trying to do
with Carly Fiorina right here.
When you see itwith your own eyes,
it feels a little different,doesn't it? Yeah.
Okay, okay.But you might be saying,
"But, Larry,Carly Fiorina just fell."
Okay, Dre, Dre,show us the other angle
that we have on that.
Starting to all come togethernow, isn't it, huh?
Okay, all right.So now you're saying,
"Larry,you just put that Simpsons clip
"in front of her falling.There's no connection
between Mr. Burns and Ted Cruz."
Oh, really? Oh, really?
Okay, well, then explain this.
(cheering and applause)
Why-why is it Mr. Burns actuallyseems more human than Ted Cruz?
Right? I have no idea.