JB Smoove - Work Them Shoes

JB Smoove: That's How I Dooz It Season 1, Ep 101 01/21/2012 Views: 4,676

JB Smoove doesn't care what his wife has on, as long as she wears high heel shoes. (1:42)

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ALL I BUY ARE THINGSI KNOW SHE LOVES.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

ALL I BUY IS, LIKE,HIGH HEEL STILETTOS.

THAT'S THE SEXIEST SHITIN THE FUCKING WORLD.

RIGHT?

WHEN A LADY KNOWS HOW TO WORKTHEM DAMN HIGH HEELED SHOES,

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE.

THIS IS HOW MY WIFEWALKS AROUND THE HOUSE.

I CAUGHT HER SLINKINGAROUND THE DAMN HOUSE,

SHE WAS SLINKINGLIKE THIS.

THAT'S CALLED SLINKING AROUNDTHE DAMN HO--LOOK AT THIS SHIT.

I'M A GROWN-ASS MAN,AND I FEEL SEXY RIGHT NOW.

LOOK AT THIS.

I DON'T CARE ABOUT NOTHING.I DON'T CARE ABOUT NOTHING ELSE.

LINGERIE.NONE OF THAT STUFF.

I DON'T GIVE A DAMNWHAT MY WIFE GOT ON.

PUT THEM GODDAMN SHOES ON.

MY WIFE CAN HAVE ONSHOULDER PADS AND A BABY DIAPER,

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

PUT THEM DAMN SHOES ON.

SHE CAN HAVE ON A WHOLE--A BEEKEEPER OUTFIT,

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

[imitating bees buzzing]

I'M LIKE, LOOK AT THAT LADY,

WORKING THEM GODDAMN SHOES.LOOK AT HER WORK THEM SHOES.

[buzzing]

OOH, THAT'S SEXY![imitates buzzing]

I DON'T KNOW A MAN IN HERE

WHO'S TURNED ON BY A LADYWALKING AROUND

WITH HER LAZY ASSIN SOME DAMN FLIP-FLOPS.

THAT'S THE LAZIEST SHIT.

YOU COME HOMEFROM A HARD-ASS DAY AT WORK,

YOU WORKED YOUR ASS OFF.

YOU WALK IN THE DAMN HOUSE,SHE WALK UP TO YOU,

"HEY, BABY, WHAT'S UP?"

WITH THAT STUPID-ASSFLIP-FLOP FACE.

YOU KNOW THAT FLIP-FLOP FACE?

SHE LIKE...

I BUST MY ASS ALL DAYFOR THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE?