Steve Byrne - Hearing Sex

  • Season 10 , Ep 5
  • 03/02/2006
  • Views: 28,959

It's uncomfortable when you hear people having sex. (1:29)

IS THIS NEW YORK CITY OR NEWARK?

ARE YOU PEOPLE-- I HEAR PEOPLE HAVING SEX ALL THE TIME.

STAY IN A LOT OF HOTEL ROOMS. SHOW BUSINESS. YEAH.

YOU WALK DOWN THE HALL.IT'S LIKE 2:00, 3:00AM.

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU HEAR IT.

AND THAT'S UNCOMFORTABLEWHEN YOU HEAR IT.

BUT YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HEAR IT.SOMEBODY DIDN'T STUB THEIR TOE.

NO. JUST WALKING-- UHH!- WHAT?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

- AHH!- YEAH?

LIKE YOU'RE GONNA HELP OUT, YOU KNOW.

- UGH!- YOU NEED ME? - [LAUGHTER]

WHEN YOU HEAR IT, IT'S LIKE FUNNY/DEPRESSING RIGHT AT THE SAME MOMENT.

YOU'RE JUST-- UGH!-- AWWWW!

BUT HERE'S THE DEAL.

YOU DON'T HEAR PEOPLE HAVING SEX.

YOU HEAR WOMEN HAVING SEX,BECAUSE GIRLS ARE THE SCREAMERS.

WHEN A GIRL'SA SCREAMER, SHE'S EITHERPOSITIVE OR NEGATIVE.

SHE'S EITHER YES, YES, OR THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE, NO, NO, NO.

JUST ONCE, I WANT TO HEAR A GIRL LIKE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE,

LIKE MAYBE, MAYBE, PERHAPS.

BUT IT'S ALWAYS GIRLS. HMM. YOU NEVER HEAR GUYS.

AHHHHH! AHHHHH!OH MY GOD! ZZZZZZZZZZ...

GET YOUR FEET OFF ME. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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