RETURN OCTOBER 2014
"we just want you to know youhave an alternative fan base
"you might not be aware of.
"We love you, we support you, wejust want you to acknowledge us
"and now that you knowthe truth,
"do you think we could steala hug?
I understand if that'snot okay because you know..."
I go, "Dude, I don't careif you're gay, bro,
I'm not homophobic."
I go, "Charles, you want a hug?"
And people are like, "Really,you would hug two big gay men?"
Shoot, a second ago,I thought they were killers.
You know, come to find outthey're cuddlers.
And I got no problemwith that, bro, you know.
So, he starts walkingtowards me and I reach out
and I grab his arm so I couldpull him in really good,
so I could give him a good hug.
I didn't want to give him like ascared little, soft tender hug.
First of all, I don't wantto make it tender, bro,
'cause, you know, I don't wanthim to think he has a chance.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't want to be like,you know, "Hi!"
And then he turns on me.
So, I pulled him in hard,hugged him hard.
Then he whispers in my ear,"Growl for me." Aah!
Oh, South Florida, it didsomething for my self-esteem
to know that I could maketheir day.
They're walking away from meand then they stop
and they yell out, "Fluffy!"
And I turn around and they gaveme this look like they just met
the person they've been waitingto meet their whole lives.
This look right here, I'll...
I couldn't help it.
I looked at them and I did this.
(imitates car engine)