Norm Macdonald - Bob the Devil

Season 1 , Ep 0135 02/24/92 Views: 11,010

A guy killed his whole family because the devil told him to. (0:57)

I WAS READING A THINGIN THE PAPER.

BADDEST GUY I EVER READ ABOUT.

GUY KILLED HIS WHOLE FAMILY--

KILLED HIS WHOLE FAMILYBECAUSE THE DEVIL TOLD HIM TO.

IMAGINE KILLING YOUR FAMILYBECAUSE THE DEVIL TOLD YOU.

THEN YOU GO TO THE DEVIL,"DEVIL, I DID AS YOU INSTRUCTED.

"I KILLED MY FAMILY.

"SLAUGHTERED THEMAS THEY LAY SLEEPING.

"CHOPPED THEM UP.

"HERE THEY AREIN A DUFFLE BAG.

"I'LL BURY THEM TONIGHT

"AT THE SHALLOW GRAVEBY THE RAILROAD TRACK

"AS YOU HAVE COMMANDED

OH, LORD HOSTOF THE HOARY NETHERWORLD."

THEN THE DEVILPULLS OFF A MASK.

"IT'S ME, BOB."

( laughter )

AND YOU GO, "HUH! BOB!

YOU GOT ME THERE,BOB, YOU GOT ME."

( laughter )

"GOT MY FAMILYIN A DUFFLE BAG HERE.

THAT'S ONE FOR YOU THERE, BOB."

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