Rondell Sheridan - Intoxication

Rondell Sheridan Season 1, Ep 2 07/17/1996 Views: 1,790

Alcohol is the number one reason why people go home with ugly people. (0:59)

>> So you guys drinking?

Yeah, be careful.

I just read in USA Today, they

said alcohol is the number one

reason-- number one reason--

people go home with ugly people.

( laughter )

You wake up, Chewbacca the human

slug is in bed with you, and

you're drunk, you don't care.

You're laying there going,


Some you laughed, some of you

got real quiet.

Some of you are sitting there

right now going, "How did he


( laughter )

Alcohol makes you throw up,


How come when your head is in

the toilet-- head in the

toilet-- people actually walk up

to you and go, "You okay?"

( laughter )

Like you're going to pull your

head out and go, "No, I was

really thirsty."

( laughter )

"Of course I'm not okay.

I've got my head where my butt

should be.

What do you think, I'm looking

for a good place to sit down?"

( laughter )

"Food is coming out of my mouth.

What am I doing?

I'm a grizzly bear waiting for

salmon to come out of here."

( laughter )