Mary Lynn Rajskub - Take a Break

  • Season 1, Ep 2
  • 01/15/2010
  • Views: 7,553

Every once in a while, a lady might get into a car wearing a diaper and carrying a gun. (1:43)

WHOA!

YEAH, GUYS, TAKE A BREAK.

LADIES...(laughter)

WE'RE NOT DOING THE MAJORITYOF THE RAPINGS AND THE KILLINGS.

AM I RIGHT?WHAT'S UP?

(cheers)

YEAH, WE CAN CHEER FOR THAT.

WE DON'T-- IT'S THE GUYSTHAT DO ALL THAT CRAP.

I MEAN, WE MIGHT,EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE,

MAYBE GO IN A CARWITH A DIAPER ON

AND A GUN NEXT TO US,(laughter)

BUT THAT'S 'CAUSE WE GOTTA GETTHAT BITCH WHO STOLE OUR MAN.

AND WE GOTTA FOCUS.WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO STOP.

WE MIGHT HAVE TO GO PEE-PEEA LITTLE BIT

AND WE'RE AN ASTRONAUTIN A MAN'S WORLD,

AND WE ARE STRESSED OUT.

BUT WE-- WE'RE NOT--WE AREN'T--

WE'RE NOT GONNA GOTHROUGH WITH IT, YOU KNOW?

WE'LL-WE'LL PETER OUTAT THE END

'CAUSE WE JUST WANT TO BE LOVED,YOU KNOW?

(laughter)(sighs)

WHAT IS UPWITH THESE EFFING BITCHES?

LADIES, TAKE A BREAK.

GUYS, WHAT IS WITH WOMEN?

I'M SERIOUS.(laughter)

THEY'RE ALWAYS LIKE,"ARE YOU OKAY?

"LIKE, HOW ARE YOU FEELING?WHAT'S GOING ON?

TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE THINKING."

EFF THAT,AM I RIGHT, GUYS?(man) YEAH.

WHAT'S UP? YEAH.

THEN THIS GIRL COMES UP TO MEAND SHE'S LIKE,

"OH,SMELL THIS SCENTED CANDLE."

AND I'M LIKE, "NO, I'M BUSY.I GOT THINGS TO DO."

AND THEN SHE'S LIKE,"CHECK OUT THESE SHEETS.

THEY'RE 500-COUNT EGYPTIANTHREAD COUNT OR WHATEVER."(laughter)

AND I'M LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT?GET OFF MY BACK."

AND THEN SHE COMESAND TELLS ME--

GUYS, TELL MEIF YOU BACK ME UP ON THIS ONE.

DON'T YOU HATE ITWHEN A BITCH IS LIKE,

"OH, BETTER GIVE MEA DIAMOND RING

"IF YOU WANNA GETINTO THAT SECRET GARDEN.

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