#HashtagWars- #OverheardAtDNC

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Chris Cubas, Sarah Tiana and Tony Hinchcliffe eavesdrop on bizarre chatter at the Democratic National Convention. (1:52)

It's now timefor tonight's #HashtagWars.

-#HashtagWars.-(cheering)

The DemocraticNational Convention, or DNC,

for people with no time to say,"Emocratic Ational Onvention,"

is underway in Philadelphia.

Uh, Democrats, or Demon Rats,as they are sometimes known,

have a chance to electthe first woman president,

so they don't wantto pull an intern and blow it.

-We'd all love to...-(laughter)

We... What?

-(laughter)-What?

I thought thatwould just coast by.

I thought that wouldjust go right by everyone.

-TIANA: You were wrong.-No one ever listens

to what I say anyway-- I thoughtthat would just skate right by.

We'd all love to bea fly on the wall

of the Demon Rat Convention,which is why tonight's hashtag

is OverheardAtDNC.Examples might be:

Eh, they had better glory holesat the RNC;

or: Mr. Sanders,put your pants back on! Please!

I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock, and begin.

-Sarah.-Time for a group picture.

Everyone who's not whitecome to the front.

All right, points. Chris.

Uh, yes, Bernie, we know--

your soup was only one-tenthof one percent of the bill.

-All right, points.-(laughter)

-Sarah.-Oh, my God, I can't believe it!

Chelsea's kidis already walking.

-I wonder when it will run.-All right, points.

-Tony. -No, Mr. Clinton,I will not smell your finger.

-All right, points.-(laughter)

-Tony. -I can't believeHillary's new stylist

-is Emperor Palpatine.-All right, points.

-Very good. Very good.-(applause)

Chris.

Hey, baby, you wantto come back to my room?

I'm the super delegatefrom Margaritaville.

-All right, points. Tony.-(laughter)

Sarah Silverman dropped outof @midnigh to do this.

-(laughter)-Yeah. Good. Points.

-Sarah. -I'm a super delegatein the streets,

but I'm super delicatein the sheets.

-Oh, nice.-(whooping, applause)