Jewel - Acoustic Roasting

Roast of Rob Lowe Season 1, Ep 1 09/05/2016 Views: 9,697

Accompanied by her guitar, Jewel performs a song that reveals the real reason she refused to kiss Rob Lowe on screen. (1:47)

So, Rob, I knowyou've always wondered

why I didn't kiss you that day.

So tonight,I will tell you song.

[ Cheers and applause,soft guitar music plays ]

♪ Rob was so shockedon "The Lyon's Den" ♪

♪ When I did not wantto kiss him ♪

♪ You see the problem, Rob, isyou're such a whore ♪

♪ You completely forgot

♪ We hooked up before

♪ 'Cause you showed me

♪ Your penis

♪ When I was just 16-ish

♪ Back in 1988

♪ I was that girlon your sex tape ♪

♪ Maybe you missed my name

♪ 'Cause you were highon so much cocaine ♪

♪ Out of all your films

♪ I'm the best thingyou were ever in ♪

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪ Yeah, in his whole career

♪ I'm the best thingRob Lowe has ever been in ♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

And that's why I didn't wantto kiss you, you son of a bitch!

[ Song ends ]Thank you.

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