happy day after Halloween.
Yeah,I hope you've all recovered.
Apparently Americans go crazyon Halloween.
I didn't realizehow crazy it was.
It was my first oneparticipating.
And it's not just about kidsand candy anymore.
Now it's adults seeing how muchinsane (bleep)
they can get away with,because the rules don't apply.
Halloween is basicallylike the sexy purge.
I actually saw a videoof a couple
who threw the craziestHalloween party ever.
♪ You know it's a thriller,thriller night ♪
♪ You're fightingfor your life ♪
♪ Inside a thriller,thriller ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh
♪ Thriller, thriller
♪ Cause this is thriller.
Uh, no, I'm sorry.
What the hell was that?
What was that?Wh-what was that, what was that?
What, was Obama going as hiswhite half for Halloween?
-What the hell was that?-(laughter)
No, I'm sorry;I don't accept that.
I know the president can dancebetter than that.
Obama's got swag for days.
And I saw the first ladyon Carpool Karaoke.
She has it, too.
I see what's happening.
Oh, uh, I know what'sgoing on here.
Yeah. Barack is thinkingof the children in the room.
That's what's going on.
Yeah. I mean, first of all,it's probably not a good idea
to act too much like MichaelJackson around little kids.
I get that, but also it's notfair if the kids are all trying
to do their little Thriller moves,
and then the presidentmoonwalks on to the stage,
and then does a circlearound them,
and then he's owning themin a dance.
He's like, "Uh, sorry, littleAidan, uh, you got served.
"That's right, uh...
Now, you have to go to Gitmo.Whoo!"