American Apparelis the clothing company
known for itsbarista-friendly garments,
sex scandal-plagued former CEO,
and billboardsof scantily clad ladies
who look like someone justtold them they'd been selected
to be Trump's next wife.
The company... the companyrecently declared bankruptcy
because alltheir usual customers
were spending all their money onartisanal candle making classes,
but now...American Apparel has been bought
by a Canadian company.
Which isactually kind of perfect,
because their modelsusually look sad and scared,
-like Drake. Uh...-(laughter)
This is perfect.This is perfect.
how... how will American Apparelbe different
now that it's been boughtby a Canadian company?
-Flula.-Now there will be a real beaver
poking out of the leotards.
I just, I think everyone here
needs to hear yousay "leotard" again.
-Leotards.-That's very good.
Now when a photographer wantsa model to take her top off,
he says, "Ma'am,can you please dump 'em oot?"
Yes, points. Very good.Very good. -(laughter, shouting)