Gathering of the Juggalos Returns - You Don't Have to Die

  • Season 1 , Ep 01065
  • 05/14/2014
  • Views: 21,537

After seeing an ad for the annual Gathering of the Juggalos, Burnie Burns, Gus Sorola and Gavin Free suggest their own special events for the festival. (1:47)

>> IT IS 11:59 AND 59 SECONDS.

THIS HAPPENED ONJUGGALOGATHERING.COM TODAY.

SO YOU KNOW IT IS GOING TO BEGREAT.

THE INTERNET CELEBRATED ONE OFITS MOST BELOVED ANNUAL HOLIDAYS

YESTERDAY WHEN THE INFOMERCIALFOR THE 2014 GATHERING OF THE

JUGGALOS ARRIVED.

ONCE AGAIN, FANS OF THE INSANECLOWN POSSE WILL GATHER FOR A

WEEKEND OF PAINTING THEIR FACESLIKE CLOUDS, LISTENING TO

MURDER BASED RAP ROCK ANDDISCUSSING THE MERITS OF TORT

REFORM IN OUR NATION'S CIVILCOURTS.

OH NO, I THINK I MISREAD THATLAST ONE.

I MEANT TO SAY DOING WHIPPETSIN A PORT-A-POTTY.

THIS YEAR'S VIDEO BY THE WAY HASA NARRATIVE ARCH ABOUT A JUGGALO

DYING AND GOING TO HEAVEN, ANDTHE THEOLOGICAL IMPLICATIONS ARE

STAGGERING.

YOU'RE A JUGGALO?

>> WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO IN THEFIRST PLACE, MY NINJA.

>> [BLEEP] YEAH, NINJA.

>> THE TRUTH IS YOU DON'T HAVETO DIE.

DON'T MISS THE 15TH ANNUAL 2014GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS.

>> YEAH. WE SHOULD GO.

>> WE SHOULD ALL GO.

>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO DIE, BUTYOU PROBABLY WILL AT THE 2014

GATHERING --

>> THE BEST PART OF THIS VIDEOIS THE LIST OF SPECIAL

ACTIVITIES LIKE THE HORNY NUTSAND BIG BUTZ PARTY, WHICH IS

TOTALLY REAL, AND THEN A WEIRDMYSTERY EVENT CALLED THE PEEP

(BLEEP) STAGE.

GRAB BAG OF AWESOMENESS, WHAT ISANOTHER ACTIVITY YOU WOULD LIKE

TO SEE AT THE GATHERING BURNIEBURNS.

>> THE CORNING OF THE DOGS.

>> GUS SOROLA

>> MAKE A BONG OUT OF YOURGIRLFRIEND.

>> YOU CAN DO THAT?

>> FIND OUT.

>> GAVIN FREE.

>> A REALLY, REALLY LAZY RIVER.

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