Danny Bhoy - Alcohol Reminiscence

Danny Bhoy: Subject to Change Season 1, Ep 0101 05/22/2010 Views: 9,193

For dinner parties, Danny Bhoy has an interesting story regarding a milk based liqueur. (1:49)

NOWADAYS, AREN'T THEY?

PEOPLE ARE--GOSH.

EVERYONE'S OBSESSED BY THE AGE

OF A WINE AND THE REGION IT

COMES FROM.

"OH, DO COME ROUND.

I'VE JUST PICKED UP A CHEEKY

LITTLE FIVE-YEAR-OLD."

"UH...

CAN I SPEAK TO MUM, DAD?"

EH, EH...

"PICKED UP A CHEEKY LITTLE

FIVE-YEAR-OLD FROM THE

DORDOGNE REGION.

AUGHH."

YOU DON'T GET--BEER DRINKERS

DON'T HAVE THE SAME

PRETENTIOUSNESS.

YOU DON'T GO AROUND TO

A FRIEND'S HOUSE...

"DANNY, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

I'VE JUST CRACKED OPEN

A THREE-DAY-OLD MOLSON X

FROM THE MONTREAL REGION."

"OOH, YES, WHAT A WONDERFUL

BOUQUET OF STALE PISS."

EH...

[chuckling]

OH, YES.

I'VE--

I'VE DONE MY RESEARCH.

[chuckles]

I DON'T KNOW.

PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED BY WINE,

AND PEOPLE LIKE TO REMINISCE

OVER A WINE AS WELL.

WHAT'S ALL THAT ABOUT?

"OOH, DOESN'T THAT ROSE REMIND

OF YOU OF THE TIME WE WENT

CAMPING ON LOCH LOMOND?

ALL THE WIND RUSHING THROUGH

OUR HAIR...

WE WERE YOUNG.

WE WERE FREE.

HA-HA-HA-HA."

NO DRINK HAS EVER REMINDED ME

OF ANYTHING.

THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF IT.

EH?

THAT'S NOT TOTALLY TRUE,

ACTUALLY.

THE SMELL OF BAILEYS REMINDS ME

OF THE FIRST TIME I SHIT

MY OWN BED, BUT I'M NOT--

I'M NOT--I PROBABLY WOULDN'T

BRING THAT UP IN A DINNER PARTY,

YOU KNOW.

"DANNY HAS AN INTERESTING STORY

REGARDING A MILK-BASED LIQUEUR."

"OH, YES.

GATHER ROUND, CHILDREN.

GATHER ROUND."