Horchata Tank

  • Season 1 , Ep 2
  • 04/13/2011
  • Views: 39,869

With free Clippers tickets on the line, Ders takes one for the team. (2:07)

CLIPPERS TICKETS.FREE FREE FREE!

- CLIPPERS TICKETS? AY, CARAMBA. YES!

[man speaking Spanish]

- HELLO, AMIGO.WHAT'S THE DEAL?

- IT'S A CONTESTTO WIN CLIPPER TICKETS

AND A GIFT CARDAT JAMBA JUICE.

YOU EVER HAVE THAT RAZZMATAZZWITH THAT IMMUNITY BOOST?

- OKAY, SORRY, UM,WHAT'S THE CONTEST?

- WHOEVER HOLDS THEIR BREATHTHE LONGEST

IN THAT HORCHATA TANK WINS.

[man speaking Spanish]

- CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KEEPYOUR SPEEDO IN THE TRUNK, DUDE.

- YEAH, WELL, NEVER KNOWWHEN THERE MIGHT BE

A SWIM-ERGENCY.- OOH. I LIKE THAT.

- WAIT A SECOND,SO WHAT IS HORCHATA, EXACTLY?

- IT'S LIKE A REFRESHINGMEXICAN LEMONADE.

OH. NO, NO, NO. THIS IS NOTWHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS.

OH, MY--SMELLS LIKE--THAT SMELLS LIKE CAT FARTS.

THAT SMELLS EXACTLY LIKEA CAT'S FART.

YOUR TIME TO SHINE.PHYSICAL CHALLENGE.

- I DON'T THINK I WANTTO DO IT ANYMORE.

- OH, COME ON.YOU GOT THIS, BOY. YEAH!

- LET'S GO, DERS.- ESCALADE. ESCALADE.

ESCALADE. ESCALADE.WHEW.

- HEY, HEY, COMO TE LLAMAS?

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?- ANDERS HOLMVICK.

- AHAI! LET'S GIVE IT UPFOR ANDREAS!

- YEAH!- YEAH! ANDREAS! YEAH!

- YEAH!- ANDREAS, LET'S GO!

- [retches] OH, MY GOD.

- 20 POINT. COME ON, BUD.YOU GOT THIS!

- I NEVER WENT 20 POINT.- SUCK IT UP, DUDE!

MY THIRD LOVE'S ON THE LINE.LET'S GO!

- SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOWYOU EXISTED.

- DID THE WORLD KNOWLUDACRIS COULD ACT?

- WHAT?- HUH? 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS, BRO.

HE MURDERED IT.START THE CLOCK. START IT.

- GO, DERS!- WHAT'S THE TIME TO BEAT?

- HEY, YOU CAN'T HOLD HIM UNDER,GRINGO.

THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES.- OKAY.

- ARE YOU CRAZY?- CRAZY IN LOVE, ANDERS.

BLAKE, LET'S GO!- WHAT--WHAT ABOUT--?

- BLAKE, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIENDIN THE WORLD

AND I NEED YOU HEREWITH ME NOW. LET'S GO!

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