I CAN--I CAN FORGET EVERYTHING.
NOW THAT I'M SEEING THE KFC,I'M GETTING EXCITED.
- OH!KENTUCKY FREAKING CHICKEN, BABY!
- WHOA, WHOA.- THAT'S GOOD, OKAY, I'M BACK.
NOW I'M BACK.- HEY, SORRY ABOUT THAT.
- LET'S DIAL IT BACK.WE'RE OUT OF DISHES.
THIS ISN'T KFC, I JUST USEDTHE BOXES AND THE BUCKETS.
UH, THIS IS NORWEGIAN FOOD.
KJOTTKAKER,AND THEN WE'VE GOT
FISKESUPPE,AND OF COURSE THE COD TONGUE.
- WHA--WHAT?AM I ON OFF THEIR ROCKERS?
IS BETTY WHITE GONNA WALKHER OLD ASS IN HERE?
WHAT IS THIS?- OKAY.
I'M NOT GONNA EATANY SWEDISH FISH
UNLESS IT'S ACTUAL SWEDISH FISH,
THE KIND THAT YOU GET IN THE BAGAT THE GROCERY STORE
THAT'S DELICIOUS,A LITTLE GUMMY TREAT.
- FOR THE 500TH TIME,I'M NORWEGIAN.
THIS IS NORWEGIAN FOOD.- OKAY.
- IT'S TOTALLY DIFFERENT.
- FOR THE FIRST TIME,
YOU SHOULDN'T BRING IN KFCUNLESS IT'S ACTUAL KFC,
NOT THIS...- YEP.
- [bleep] PIG SLOP!
- I MADE ALL THIS FOR YOU GUYS.
I SLAVED ALL DAY.
THE LEAST YOU COULD SAYIS "TUSEN TAKK,"
WHICH IS "A THOUSAND THANKS"IN NORWEGIAN.
- HMM.- HOW ABOUT NO TAKKS?
ZERO TAKKS FOR YOU!
I WANT REAL, AMERICAN,DELICIOUS MEATS!
- THERE'S NORWAYI'M GONNA EAT THIS!
- HEY!
- NORWAY [bleep] SUCKS!KENTUCKY RULES!
- FOOD FIGHT!
[punk music]
[all grunting]
- [yells]
[all shouting]
- WHOA!WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
- OH, WELL,WE'RE OUT OF FOOD.
- OH!
- [grunts]
- OH!- OH!
- AAH!
- WHY DON'T YOU GO GET SHMACKEDLOCO SOMEWHERE, YOU BITCH?
- OH, I WILL, 'CAUSEIF I WASN'T GETTING SHMACKED,
NOT ONE LOCO THING WOULD EVERHAPPEN TO EITHER OF YOU!
- HO-HO!WHO SAID WE WANT IT, MAN?
OH! YOU'RE LUCKY I DON'T SHMACKTHE LOCO OUT OF YOUR FACE!
- YOU KNOW WHAT, IF WE DIDN'T GOTO COLLEGE TOGETHER,
I PROBABLY WOULDN'T EVENBE FRIENDS WITH YOU NOW,
AND I GAVE YOU A GIFT!
THE GIFT OF MY TALENT.
- TALENT?[laughs]
PLEASE, YOU BITCH!
YOU'RE A MEDIUM TALENT AT BEST!- OH, YOU'RE A BITCH.
- AAH!
- YEAH, WELL,I WOULD HAVE NEW FRIENDS.
I'D HAVE FRIENDS LIKE MACKLEMOREAND RYAN LEWIS
IF I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GUYS!- YOU KNOW WHAT, DEMAMP?
YOU SHOULD THINKABOUT QUITTING DRINKING.
YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU'RE STARTINGTO GET FAT.
- OH!- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.I TAKE THAT BACK.
YOU ARE A LEGITIMATE FAT DUDE.
- YEAH.- YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW.
- YOU ARE A CHUBBY BITCH.
FAT AS JOHN CANDYAND NOT HALF AS COOL.
- SUCK MY LAMP!- OH!
- OH!
- YOU TRIED TO MURDER ME!- YEAH, I TRIED TO MURDER YOU!
- OH, NOW I'M TAKING ITTO THE NEXT LEVEL!
- AAH!- OH, OH, OH, OH, OH.
- OKAY.TRUCE, TRUCE, TRUCE!
- TRUCE.- TRUCE.
- TRUCE.- OKAY.
UH, THAT GOT VERY REAL.
- THAT GOT PRETTY REAL.- WE GOT OUT OF HAND.
IF YOU GUYS WANT TO STARTCLEANING UP, I'LL GO GET DINNER.
I'LL PAY FOR IT.
A COUPLE SPICY ITALIANSAND A COLD CUT COMBO?
- IT'S DOUBLE MEAT,DOUBLE CHEESE.
AND WHAT, YOU THINKBUYING DINNER'S
GONNA GET YOU OUT OF THIS?
THIS IS YOUR TV.
AND, BLAKE,YOU TRIED TO MURDER ME.
I THINK MAYBE YOU SHOULD BETHE ONE CLEANING UP.
- I'M NOT CLEANING UP THE TV,AND A MATTER OF FACT,
I DON'T EVEN KNOWIF I CAN STAY HERE TONIGHT
BECAUSE I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE
BEING IN THE SAME HOUSEAS YOU TWO.
- YUP.- I'M OUT OF HERE.
- NO, I-I'M OUT OF HERE.- I'M OUT OF HERE FIRST.
I ACTUALLY SAID IT BACK THERE,AND YOU GUYS DIDN'T HEAR ME.
- WHAT?- WHAT? NO, I SAID--
- YEAH, I SAID IT FIRST.- NO, I SAID IT FIRST.