Food Fight

  • Season 4 , Ep 13
  • 04/16/2014
  • Views: 17,747

All of the guys' problems with each other over the years erupt in a brutally honest food fight. (3:03)

I CAN--I CAN FORGET EVERYTHING.

NOW THAT I'M SEEING THE KFC,I'M GETTING EXCITED.

- OH!KENTUCKY FREAKING CHICKEN, BABY!

- WHOA, WHOA.- THAT'S GOOD, OKAY, I'M BACK.

NOW I'M BACK.- HEY, SORRY ABOUT THAT.

- LET'S DIAL IT BACK.WE'RE OUT OF DISHES.

THIS ISN'T KFC, I JUST USEDTHE BOXES AND THE BUCKETS.

UH, THIS IS NORWEGIAN FOOD.

KJOTTKAKER,AND THEN WE'VE GOT

FISKESUPPE,AND OF COURSE THE COD TONGUE.

- WHA--WHAT?AM I ON OFF THEIR ROCKERS?

IS BETTY WHITE GONNA WALKHER OLD ASS IN HERE?

WHAT IS THIS?- OKAY.

I'M NOT GONNA EATANY SWEDISH FISH

UNLESS IT'S ACTUAL SWEDISH FISH,

THE KIND THAT YOU GET IN THE BAGAT THE GROCERY STORE

THAT'S DELICIOUS,A LITTLE GUMMY TREAT.

- FOR THE 500TH TIME,I'M NORWEGIAN.

THIS IS NORWEGIAN FOOD.- OKAY.

- IT'S TOTALLY DIFFERENT.

- FOR THE FIRST TIME,

YOU SHOULDN'T BRING IN KFCUNLESS IT'S ACTUAL KFC,

NOT THIS...- YEP.

- [bleep] PIG SLOP!

- I MADE ALL THIS FOR YOU GUYS.

I SLAVED ALL DAY.

THE LEAST YOU COULD SAYIS "TUSEN TAKK,"

WHICH IS "A THOUSAND THANKS"IN NORWEGIAN.

- HMM.- HOW ABOUT NO TAKKS?

ZERO TAKKS FOR YOU!

I WANT REAL, AMERICAN,DELICIOUS MEATS!

- THERE'S NORWAYI'M GONNA EAT THIS!

- HEY!

- NORWAY [bleep] SUCKS!KENTUCKY RULES!

- FOOD FIGHT!

[punk music]

[all grunting]

- [yells]

[all shouting]

- WHOA!WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

- OH, WELL,WE'RE OUT OF FOOD.

- OH!

- [grunts]

- OH!- OH!

- AAH!

- WHY DON'T YOU GO GET SHMACKEDLOCO SOMEWHERE, YOU BITCH?

- OH, I WILL, 'CAUSEIF I WASN'T GETTING SHMACKED,

NOT ONE LOCO THING WOULD EVERHAPPEN TO EITHER OF YOU!

- HO-HO!WHO SAID WE WANT IT, MAN?

OH! YOU'RE LUCKY I DON'T SHMACKTHE LOCO OUT OF YOUR FACE!

- YOU KNOW WHAT, IF WE DIDN'T GOTO COLLEGE TOGETHER,

I PROBABLY WOULDN'T EVENBE FRIENDS WITH YOU NOW,

AND I GAVE YOU A GIFT!

THE GIFT OF MY TALENT.

- TALENT?[laughs]

PLEASE, YOU BITCH!

YOU'RE A MEDIUM TALENT AT BEST!- OH, YOU'RE A BITCH.

- AAH!

- YEAH, WELL,I WOULD HAVE NEW FRIENDS.

I'D HAVE FRIENDS LIKE MACKLEMOREAND RYAN LEWIS

IF I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GUYS!- YOU KNOW WHAT, DEMAMP?

YOU SHOULD THINKABOUT QUITTING DRINKING.

YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU'RE STARTINGTO GET FAT.

- OH!- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.I TAKE THAT BACK.

YOU ARE A LEGITIMATE FAT DUDE.

- YEAH.- YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW.

- YOU ARE A CHUBBY BITCH.

FAT AS JOHN CANDYAND NOT HALF AS COOL.

- SUCK MY LAMP!- OH!

- OH!

- YOU TRIED TO MURDER ME!- YEAH, I TRIED TO MURDER YOU!

- OH, NOW I'M TAKING ITTO THE NEXT LEVEL!

- AAH!- OH, OH, OH, OH, OH.

- OKAY.TRUCE, TRUCE, TRUCE!

- TRUCE.- TRUCE.

- TRUCE.- OKAY.

UH, THAT GOT VERY REAL.

- THAT GOT PRETTY REAL.- WE GOT OUT OF HAND.

IF YOU GUYS WANT TO STARTCLEANING UP, I'LL GO GET DINNER.

I'LL PAY FOR IT.

A COUPLE SPICY ITALIANSAND A COLD CUT COMBO?

- IT'S DOUBLE MEAT,DOUBLE CHEESE.

AND WHAT, YOU THINKBUYING DINNER'S

GONNA GET YOU OUT OF THIS?

THIS IS YOUR TV.

AND, BLAKE,YOU TRIED TO MURDER ME.

I THINK MAYBE YOU SHOULD BETHE ONE CLEANING UP.

- I'M NOT CLEANING UP THE TV,AND A MATTER OF FACT,

I DON'T EVEN KNOWIF I CAN STAY HERE TONIGHT

BECAUSE I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE

BEING IN THE SAME HOUSEAS YOU TWO.

- YUP.- I'M OUT OF HERE.

- NO, I-I'M OUT OF HERE.- I'M OUT OF HERE FIRST.

I ACTUALLY SAID IT BACK THERE,AND YOU GUYS DIDN'T HEAR ME.

- WHAT?- WHAT? NO, I SAID--

- YEAH, I SAID IT FIRST.- NO, I SAID IT FIRST.

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