Uncensored - Jim Norton - Deeley Plaza

Season 1 , Ep 0101 12/08/02 Views: 7,824

Jim saw a woman almost get killed in the same spot as JFK. (2:13)

I WAS ACTUALLY DOWN SOUTHRECENTLY

I SPENT SOME TIME IN DALLASAND I WENT TO DEALY PLAZA

WHERE JFK WAS SHOT--HAS ANYONE EVER BEEN TO

DEALY PLAZA?

[APPLAUSE]IT'S REALLY CHILLING 'CAUSE IT

LOOKS EXACTLY THE WAY IT LOOKEDIN THE ZUPRUDER FILM EXCEPT

FOR THE FACT THAT THE STEMMONSFREEWAY SIGN IS GONE AND THEY

HAVE PAINTED A WHITE X IN THEROAD WHERE KENNEDY GOT SHOT.

AT LEAST I HOPE THEY DID THATAFTER 'CAUSE IF THAT WAS THERE

THE DAY OF THE ASSASSINATION.

[LAUGHTER]YOU KNOW.

SOMEBODY REALLY DROPPED THEBALL.

LIKE "THE MOTORCADE IS COMING!"[SPRAYING NOISES]

[LAUGHTER]AND BECAUSE TRAFFIC IS VERY BUSY

ON DEALY PLAZA SO PEOPLE WILLACTUALLY DO THIS.

WHEN THERE'S A RED LIGHT,PEOPLE RUN OUT AND STAND ON THE

X AND GET THEIR PHOTOS TAKEN.

AND YOU STAND BY WATCHINGTHINKING "YOU MORBID TOURIST

GIZZ BUCKET"...

[LAUGHTER]YOU KNOW, UNTIL IT IS YOUR TURN

TO RUN OUT AND HAVE YOUR PHOTOTAKEN...

[LAUGHTER]THEN YOU CREATE SOME SORT OF,

YOU KNOW, LEGITIMATE REASON,"WELL, I'LL SHOW MY CHILDREN".

AND OF COURSE IT'S EMBARRASSING'CAUSE PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT YOU

SO YOU'RE TRYING TO LOOK LIKEYOU ARE HAVING A HISTORIC, LIKE,

REFLECTIVE MOMENT, YOU KNOW--MY GOD.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]BUT OF COURSE, MY STUPID FRIENDS

ARE THERE SO I HAVE TO STARTSCREWING OFF, YOU KNOW...

[LAUGHTER]I EVEN DID A LITTLE JACKIE...

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]AND I ALMOST HAD THE GREATEST

MOMENT OF MY LIFE IN DEALY PLAZA'CAUSE I WALK OFF THE X, SOME

STUPID WOMAN RUNS OUT AND HERHUSBAND IS KIND OF FUMBLING WITH

THE CAMERA.

AND I GUESS SHE DIDN'T REALIZETHAT TRAFFIC IS STILL BUSY ON

DEALY PLAZA,SHE'S STANDING THERE AND A CAR

IS HEADED TOWARDS HER AND I GO...

"LET IT HAPPEN".

[LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE, CHEERING]AND HER STUPID HUSBAND OBVIOUSLY

HAD NO INSURANCE ON HER AND HE'SLIKE "HONEY" AND SHE GETS OUT OF

THE WAY BUT HOW GREAT WOULD THATHAVE BEEN?

TWO PEOPLE KILLED ON THAT X...

JOHN F. KENNEDY AND SOME DUMBBITCH FROM CONNECTICUT.

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