L.A. Cop Killer, Pope Benedict XVI & North Korean Nukes

  • Season 1 , Ep 1
  • 02/19/2013
  • Views: 22,416

Cops corner Christopher Dorner, Pope Benedict XVI resigns, North Korea tests a nuclear bomb, and "Storage Wars" endures a tragic loss. (1:52)

I DON'T KNOW WHY.

I GUESS WE'RE JUST LUCKY.

EVERYONE IS STILL TALKING

ABOUT AMERICA'S SWEETHEART,CHRISTOPHER DORNER.

YEAH.

YEAH. YEAH.

YEAH.

YEAH, I LOVE THAT GUY.

POLICE WERE FINALLY ABLE TO STOPDORNER'S RAMPAGE LAST WEEK

AFTER THEY CORNERED HIMIN A CABIN IN BIG BEAR.

YEAH. IRONICALLY, COPS WEREALREADY IN THE AREA

SHOOTING UP A CABINFULL OF ASIAN WOMEN.

THAT'S RIGHT.

THAT'S WHAT THEY WERE DOING.

YEAH.YEAH.

ALL RIGHT.

HERE'S SOME MORE BIG NEWS.

POPE BENEDICTANNOUNCED HE'S STEPPING DOWN

AT THE END OF THE MONTH,YEAH.

WHEN ASKED WHAT HE'LLMISS MOST ABOUT BEING POPE,

BENEDICT REPLIED,"THAT'S A TOUGH ONE.

"I LOVE THE HATS.

BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO WITHKEEPING CONDOMS OUT OF AFRICA."

I MEAN, WELL, YOU GUYSHAVE HEARD OF AIDS, RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,PUT YOUR HEAD BETWEEN YOUR LEGS

AND KISS YOUR ASS GOOD-BYE.

NORTH KOREA PISSED OFFTHE ENTIRE WORLD LAST WEEK

BUY TESTINGYET ANOTHER NUCLEAR BOMB.

THIS BRINGS NORTH KOREAONE STEP CLOSER

TO A FULL SCALE NUCLEAR BOMB

THAT WE WILL DROPON NORTH KOREA.

YEAH.YEAH.

YEAH.

NOW THIS IS KIND OF TRAGIC.

MARK BALELO, ONE OF THE STARSOF A&E'S STORAGE WARS

COMMITTED SUICIDE LAST WEEKBY LEAVING HIS CAR RUNNING

WITH THE GARAGE DOOR CLOSED.

AND WHEN POLICE OPENEDTHE GARAGE THEY FOUND--

WELL, YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WATCHTHIS WEEK'S STORAGE WARS.

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