eBay Price Is Right - Rusty Metal Things

  • Season 1, Ep 01024
  • 02/18/2014
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Natasha Leggero, Tom Lennon and Brett Gelman guess the prices of eBay items in this parody of the classic game show. (5:50)

EBAY PRICE IS RIGHT!. COMEDIANS, COME ON DOWN! OH,

GOOD, YOU'RE ALREADY HERE.

WE ARE GOING TO --[LAUGHTER.]

>> Chris: WE ARE GOING TO SHOWYOU A SELECTION OF FANTASTIC

ITEMS FROM POPULAR ONLINEAUCTION SITE EBAY AND THE

COMEDIAN WHO COMES CLOSEST TOTHE ACTUAL EBAY BUY IT NOW

PRICE, WITHOUT GOING OVER, WILLWIN A BRAND-NEW POINTS!

[ APPLAUSE ]>> Chris: BY THE WAY IF YOU

BID A DOLLAR YOU'RE A (BLEEP)COWARD.

LIVE A LITTLE.

I'M SORRY.

I JUST LIKE THE CHARACTER YOUARE DOING.

WHAT IS YOUR NAME? WHERE AREYOU FROM.

>> GREG.

>> WHERE ARE YOU FROM GREG?

>> ALL RIGHT.

LET'S BEGIN WE ARE GOING TO GETSTARTED WITH AN INFLATABLE

UNICORN HORN FOR CATS.

YOUR CAT MAKES A SHOW BEINGREGAL AND IN CONTROL BUT YOU CAN

TURN ALL THAT AROUND WITH THISINFLATABLE UNICORN HORN FOR

CATS.

>> OKAY ON THE BOX THE CAT SEEMSINTRIGUED, BUT --

>> HOW MUCH IS THE BUY IT NOWPRICE?

>> OKAY.

SEVEN DOLLARS.

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT.

SEVEN-DOLLAR.

SEVEN DOLLARS IS THE BID BY TOMLENNON.

>> HIGHER!

>> Chris: THE CROWD MADDER ATYOU THAN THAT HORN.

NATASHA LEGGERO I WOULD COMECLOSER BUT I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH

CABLE.

>> IT LOOKS LIKE IT DOUBLES AS ADILDO FOR THE LONELY CAT WOMAN.

I AM GOING TO -- $14.99.

>> Chris: $14.99 IS THE BUY ITNOW PRICE.

AFRAID I AM GOING TO HAVE TO,AFRAID I AM GOING TO HAVE TO ASK

YOU TO LEAN IN CLOSER TO THISMICROPHONE.

>> I AM GOING TO SAY $10,000.

EMPTY THE BANK ACCOUNT, EMPTYTHE BANK ACCOUNT.

>> Chris: $10,000.

SEVEN DOLLARS FROM TOM, $14.99,$10,000 FROM BRETT.

ACTUAL BUY IT NOW PRICE OFUNICORN FOR CATS IS $5.95!

>> TOM IS CLOSEST ALTHOUGH YOUALL WENT OVER.

I HAVE TO SAY THE RULES AREWORTH GOING OVER, SO NO POINTS

FOR ANYBODY AND (BLEEP) -->> I REALLY THOUGHT IT WAS

$10,000.

>> SORRY.

OUR NEXT ITEM IS, RUSTY METALTHINGS.

HE SAYS I DON'T RECOMMENDHANDLING IT TOO MUCH AND I AM

NOT RESPONSIBLE IF YOUR DUMB ASSCUTS IT OPEN AND RUBS IT ALL

OVER THE THING.

RUSTY METAL THINGS, TOM LENNON,HOW MUCH FOR BUY IT NOW?

>> THEY ARE REALLY TIGHT.

>> THESE RUSTY METAL THINGS WERETHE INSPIRATION FOR THE MUMFORD

AND SONS RECORD BOX OF RUSTYMEDAL THINGS.

I AM GOING TO SAY COST OFSHIPPING ONLY.

>> OKAY.

WHICH IN THIS CASE WOULD BE WHATDO YOU THINK?

>> I AM THINKING $3.

>> $3.

OKAY.

THREE DOLLARS FOR TELL LENNON.

NATASHA.

>> TOM LENNON.

>> THE CROWD AGAIN WITH JUSTBARELY ON YOUR SIDE.

>> THIS LOOKS LIKE -->> $2.

>> Chris: $2!

>> AND ALSO IT KIND OF LOOKSLIKE AN ABORTION KIT BEFORE ROE

V. WADE.

>> Chris: THAT WOULD HAVE BEENGOOD BRANDING.

>> BRETT.

>> I AM GOING TO GO WITH 12 OR$13,000.

>> Chris: OKAY.

12,000 OR $13,000.

[ APPLAUSE ]>> Chris: ACTUAL BUY IT NOW

PRICE OF RUSTY METAL THINGS IS$5! TOM LENNON YOU HAVE GOT

POINTS!

>> YOU ACTUALLY HAVE NOT WON THEGAME YET.

SO SORRY.

OUR NEXT ITEM UP FOR BID IS ABRAND-NEW CAR! I'M KIDDING, I'M

KIDDING.

IT IS NOT.

IT IS THE OPPOSITE OF THAT IT ISONE OF MY OLD PRESS KITS FROM

1998.

THIS ORIGINAL VERY LIMITED PRESSKIT INCLUDES A NICE GLOSSY EIGHT

BY TEN PHOTO AS WELL AS AONE-PAGE BIO AND FOUR PAGES OF

REPRINTS AND ALL HELD WITHIN AGRAY FOLDER.

I BOTH REMEMBER AND REGRET THESETHINGS.

>> WERE YOU READING A SPIDER-MANCOMIC WHILE YOU GOT YOUR

HIGHLIGHTS?

>> Chris: I GIVE YOU 100POINTS FOR THAT, NATASHA.

>> I KNOW.

>> I HAVE NEVER SEEN A GUY WHOSO OBVIOUSLY IS GETTING HIS

(BLEEP) SUCKED.

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT.

TOM LENNON.

>> WELL IT ALSO FUNCTIONS AS ACURE FOR VAGINAL DRYNESS.

>> Chris: IT DIDN'T WHEN I HADTHAT FACE.

>> $35.

>> Chris: WHAT? THIRTY-FIVEDOLLARS?

>> THAT IS MORE THAN RUSTY METALTHINGS.

NATASHA.

>> I AM GOING TO SAY $67.

>> Chris: $67! BRETT, WHAT DOYOU THINK?

>> I AM GOING TO SAY.

>> A MOUNTAIN OF COCAINE AND ABOTTLE OF TEARS.

[ APPLAUSE ]>> Chris: ACTUAL BUY IT NOW

PRICE OF MY OLD PRESS KIT IS$19.99! EVERYONE, WAY OVER

ESTIMATED MY VALUE.

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