Blake Clark - Stupidity

Blake Clark & Carrie Snow Season 1, Ep 0124 02/24/1992 Views: 2,034

Stupidity isn't necessarily confined to a specific geographical location. (1:36)

AND I TRAVEL ALL OVERTHIS GREAT U.S. OF A. OF OURS.

AND I DON'T WANTTO OFFEND ANYBODY OUT THERE

BUT THE MORE THAT I TRAVEL THEMORE THAT I FIND THAT, WELL...

THE JAPANESE ACCUSATION ISN'TTOTALLY GROUNDLESS, FOLKS, OKAY?

( laughter )

STUPIDITY IS ALIVEAND WELL IN AMERICA.

INDEED, IT'S ACTUALLYFLOURISHING IN SOME PLACES.

( laughter )

I DON'T THINKIT'S NECESSARILY CONFINED

TO ANY GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATION.

I DON'T THINK THE SOUTH HAS THEMARKET CORNERED ON STUPIDITY.

THEY MAY HAVE REFINED ITTO AN ART FORM

BUT IT'S...IT'S ALIVE EVERYWHERE.

HERE'S AN EXAMPLE.

AS I SAID, I TRAVEL A LOT.

I WAS FLYING--I WAS GOING TO THE AIRPORT

HERE IN LOS ANGELES--LOS ANGELES, L.A.X.

I HAVE MY BAG.

I GO UP TO THE FRONTOF THE LINE.

I PUT MY BAG THERE.

I GIVE THE WOMAN BEHINDTHE COUNTER MY TICKET.

I'M GOING ONE PLACE--FROM LOS ANGELES TO DALLAS

ONE PLACE, NO STOPS IN BETWEEN,ONE PLACE-- DALLAS.

SHE LOOKS AT MY TICKET,SHE GOES, "DO YOU WANT YOUR BAG

CHECKED ALL THE WAY THROUGHTO YOUR FINAL DESTINATION?"

( laughter )

"KINDA."

( laughter )

"SEE, I TOOK EVERYTHINGI THOUGHT I MIGHT NEED

"FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF WEEKSAND I PUT IT IN THAT BAG.

"I'VE JUST FOUND THAT'S A LOTEASIER THAN COMING BACK HERE

EVERY TIME I NEEDTO CHANGE CLOTHES."