Oh my God, Brie,you dyed your hair.
It looks amazing.
Oh no,you're just being nice.
No, seriously,it looks great.
No, I tried to look like KateHudson, but ended up looking
like a golden retriever'sdingleberry.
But you, look atyour cute little dress!
Little?I'm like a size 100 now.
Anyway, I paid like$2 for it.
It's probably made out ofold Burger King crowns.
I look like a whorelocked out of her apartment.
( Amy )Hi!Amy!
I love your hat.
Are you drunk?
I look likean Armenian man.
People are trying tobuy carpets from me.
Excuse me, when did you startworking for NASA?
Fuck you,I'm a fucking cow.
Indian people are tryingto worship me.
I sleep standingup in a field.
Fancy meetingyou girls here.
Of course,I see everyone
when I look likeSusan Boyle's toothbrush.
You look so pretty.
Uh, Miss Jessica, congrats onyour big promotion, beyotch.
I'm gonna get fired in,like, two seconds.
No.I'm legally retarded.
On my SATs, I just drewa picture of a house
on the first pageand ate the rest.
Please, come on, guys.
The father's anybody's guessand I'm 1,000 years old.
I mean, I bet this thingis gonna fall out
and be an old cobweb.
You are gonna bethe best mom ever.
I just want to, like,crawl in your pussy
and have yougive birth to me.
Good luck trying to nurseon this shriveled-up
spaghetti squash, ugh.
Your tits make Katy Perry'slook like the Holocaust.
That's so true.They do.
Is that Amanda?Amanda!
( all )Hey!
I love your jacket!
( screaming )
( man )Oh my God!
Watch out!( glass shattering )
( woman screaming )
( phone alert )
Yay, one newTwitter follower!