Margaret Smith - Scuba Diving

CC Presents: Margaret Smith Season 2, Ep 3 06/04/1999 Views: 3,734

You don't have to be certified to go scuba diving in Hawaii. (2:25)

HAS TO BE WORSE THAN DEATH?

I THINK STAYINGPAST YOUR WELCOME.

PROFESSIONALLY,NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO

YOU NEVER WANTTO HEAR ANYONE SAY

"OOH, SHE USED TO BE GOOD."

"HE USED TO BE GOOD."

I THINK ATHLETESHAVE IT THE WORST

'CAUSE THEIRS ISA PHYSICAL PERFORMANCE.

THERE'S A SHELF LIFE ON IT.

SOME OF THESE BOXERS...

40-YEAR-OLD BOXERS...

GEORGE FOREMAN IS 49 YEARS OLD.

WHAT'S HE DOING BOXING?

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU SOCK HIMIN THE GUT, HE PEES A LITTLE.

WE LAUGH TOO HARD, WE PEE.

IMAGINE GETTING SOCKED.

HOPEFULLY, ONE OF USPEED TONIGHT.

HEY, I GET JUSTTHE RIGHT COMPLIMENT

I LET A LITTLE OUT.

SURE.

IF SOMEONE SAYS SOMETHINGREAL, REAL SWEET

IT'S LIKE MY OWN LITTLE PRIVATE"THANK YOU."

TRY IT NEXT TIME SOMEONESAYS SOMETHING, JUST MOVES

YOU GO "OOH,I JUST PEED A LITTLE."

PRETTY EXCITED--I GET TO GO TO HAWAII NEXT WEEK.

I, UH, WENT LAST YEAR.

HAD A NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE.

THOUGHT I'D GO BACK.

HAVE YOU BEEN SCUBA DIVING?

IN HAWAII, THEY TELL YOUYOU DON'T HAVE TO BE CERTIFIED.

FOR $65 THEY...

YOU GET THE TANK, WETSUIT,GOGGLES, FINS

A FIVE-MINUTE SAFETY BRIEFING...

YOU'RE ON YOUR WAYINTO THE OCEAN.

OF COURSE, YOU HAVETO LEAVE YOUR VISA CARD

'CAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLEDON'T COME BACK

WHICH I ALMOST DIDN'T,'CAUSE I DIDN'T LISTEN

TO ONE WORDOF THE SAFETY BRIEFING

'CAUSE THE GUY WAS MISSINGTHE TIP OF HIS FINGER.

IT'S ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT.

"PLEASE DO THIS.

"DON'T DO THAT.

DIH-DIH-DIH..."

I'M FOLLOWING THE MISSING TIP

WONDERING HOW DID IT HAPPEN?

IS IT GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME?

FIRST TELL MEWHERE THAT TIP WENT

THEN GIVE METHE SAFETY BRIEFING.

WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU?

THE LAST THING HE SAID TO ME

HE GOES, "WHATEVER YOU DO,STAY AWAY FROM THE EEL."

"I DON'T KNOWWHAT AN EEL LOOKS LIKE."

"DON'T WORRY.I'LL POINT THEM OUT TO YOU."