Pete Correale - Fighting

Fatel, Correal, Chatman, Laybourne Season 2, Ep 0205 06/06/1998 Views: 10,967

Pete Correale won't fight for himself -- or for a woman. (1:43)

YOU GOTTA GETA GOOD JOB, RIGHT ?

WOMEN WANT GUYSWITH MONEY.

I ACTUALLY LIKEMY BANK TELLER

BUT I'M AFRAIDTO ASK HER OUT

'CAUSE I THINK SHE'LL JUSTPUNCH UP MY ACCOUNT

AND GO,"I DON'T THINK SO."

I DON'T DATE,YOU KNOW WHY I DON'T DATE ?

I'M SINGLE NOW, I LIKE IT'CAUSE I CAN'T FIGHT.

AND I'M SO AFRAID OFGETTING BEAT UP

IN FRONT OF A WOMAN,THAT FREAKS ME OUT.

I MEAN I DON'T MIND GETTINGBEAT UP IN FRONT OF A GUY

BUT WHEN THERE'SA WOMAN AROUND...

AND THE LASTWOMAN I DATED,

SHE'S LIKE,"WOULD YOU FIGHT FOR ME ?"

I'M LIKE "I DON'T EVEN FIGHTFOR MYSELF, SWEETHEART !"

"YOU CAN RUN WITH ME,'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO.

"WE CAN HOLD HANDSWHILE WE RUN.

"KEEP IT ROMANTIC.

"BUT YOU GOTTA KEEP UP'CAUSE I BOOK.

"I'M NOT GONNAGET MY ASS KICKED

'CAUSE YOU BROKEA HEEL !"

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?

'CAUSE I DATE LOUD ITALIANWOMEN FROM LONG ISLAND.

YOU KNOW WHATI'M TALKING ABOUT,

WITH THE HAIRSPRAYAND THE NAILS ?

THEY NEVER SHUT UP !

YOU TRY TO TELLTHEM TO BE QUIET.

THEY'RE GONNATALK LOUDER AND FASTER.

"MY DAD'S A COP,DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT !"

I WAS AT A RESTAURANTDRIVE THRU, RIGHT,

I HAD THIS GUIDETTEIN THE CAR

WITH THE HAIRSPRAYAND THE NAILS, RIGHT ?

AND THE COUPLE IN FRONT OF USARE TAKING TOO LONG.

SHE'S GETTINGREALLY PISSED OFF.

SHE'S CHOMPING ON THE GUM,DOING THE NAILS.

( chomping and sighing )

"WHAT THE !@#$% ?!"

LEANS ON MY HORN.

HUGE GUY GETS OUTOF THE OTHER CAR.

I'M LIKE "NOW I'M GONNA GETMY ASS KICKED 'CAUSE OF YOU,

LOOK AT THE SIZEOF THIS GUY."

"JUST GO TALK TO HIM."

I GET OUT OF THE CAR,I MEET THE GUY HALF WAY.

HE COMES UP TO ME,HE'S LIKE,

"YOU GOT A PROBLEM, PAL ?"

I GO "YEAH,I GOT A PROBLEM.

"LISTEN MAN, I DIDN'THONK THE HORN, IT WAS HER.

I DON'T GOTA PROBLEM AT ALL."

HE GOES"THAT'S ALRIGHT,

I DIDN'T WANT TO GET OUTOF MY CAR, SHE MADE ME !"