If Dogs Called 911

Tuesday, November 15, 2016 11/15/2016 Views: 227

Flula Borg, Sara Schaefer and Randy Liedtke imagine the emergency situations that would cause dogs to dial 911. (1:15)

-Rescue Dog 911. Rescue Dog911.

-(dogs barking)Aw.

A redditor by the nameof Solsed recently posed

this question to reddit, uh,

if dogs had a 911 hotline,

what dog emergencieswould they call it for?

People, of course, respondedwith gems like, uh,

this one from TooGoodForSauce,who said,

"Somebody parked my neighbor'scar at my neighbor's house!

And now they're goinginto my neighbor's house!"

Comedians,who's a good comedian?

You're good comedians,yes, you are!

I want you to come up with asmany emergencies you might hear

on a dog 911 call as possiblein 60 seconds.

-And begin. Sara.-(barking)

I'd like to report a hate crime.

I hate it when they leave.

-All right, points. Randy.-(cat mewls)

Someone's been following meall day.

Oh, wait, that's just my tail.

-All right, points. Sara.-(barking)


I heard a truck.

-Points! Flula.-(duck quacks)

Hello, 6377?

I would like to reporta dog emergency.

I don't know numbers!

-Yes, points. Flula.-(quacking)

Help, emergency, emergency!

I have not smelled another dog'sanus in eight minutes!

Please senda dog anus immediately!