-Rescue Dog 911. Rescue Dog911.
A redditor by the nameof Solsed recently posed
this question to reddit, uh,
if dogs had a 911 hotline,
what dog emergencieswould they call it for?
People, of course, respondedwith gems like, uh,
this one from TooGoodForSauce,who said,
"Somebody parked my neighbor'scar at my neighbor's house!
And now they're goinginto my neighbor's house!"
Comedians,who's a good comedian?
You're good comedians,yes, you are!
I want you to come up with asmany emergencies you might hear
on a dog 911 call as possiblein 60 seconds.
-And begin. Sara.-(barking)
I'd like to report a hate crime.
I hate it when they leave.
-All right, points. Randy.-(cat mewls)
Someone's been following meall day.
Oh, wait, that's just my tail.
-All right, points. Sara.-(barking)
I heard a truck.
-Points! Flula.-(duck quacks)
I would like to reporta dog emergency.
I don't know numbers!
-Yes, points. Flula.-(quacking)
Help, emergency, emergency!
I have not smelled another dog'sanus in eight minutes!
Please senda dog anus immediately!