Dan St. Germain - Talking Dirty

Dan St. Germain, Adam Lowitt, Andy Zaltzman, Dana Gould Season 3, Ep 6 08/24/2012 Views: 5,011

Dan St. Germain's girlfriend would like to spice up their sex life. (1:00)

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about a year and a halfnow, you know, we get...

When you're in thatlong a relationship,

you gotta spice, she wants tospice up our sex life.

"Well, what do you want to do?"

She says, "I want you tostart talking dirty to me."

So I'm like, "all right... youlike that, don't you, whore?"

This is how I have sex,

by the way, like a toysoldier.

And she's like, "yeah,give it to me."

And I'm like, "yeah! Takeit, take it, whore!"

And then I'm like, "how muchwould you pay for me?"

She's like, "it's been atough month, I don't know."

I lost my virginitythrough anal sex which...

a lot of people say thatmeans you're still a virgin.

I think that means you werenever a virgin to begin with.

That's like saying, "well, I'venever been in a fistfight

but I did bomb a school."