Nick Vatterott - Love Halloween

  • Season 1 , Ep 108
  • 05/25/2012
  • Views: 16,354

Nick Vatterott shares his favorite thing to do on Halloween. (2:01)

There's always that one guy,

just (bleep) on everythingyou have to say, you know?

Comes out of the dish room,walks into your conversation.

"What, you likedthat movie, man?

"I hated that movie.Yeah, don't go on YouTube.

"I think it's stupid. I thinkthe whole Internet's stupid.

"Where's John? I don't know,he's probably at his house

"eating or some(bleep) like that.

"What, are you breathingover there?

(bleep) you."

Geez, man.

There's always, like,

a super-positive personat your work, too.

Like, depressingly positive.Right?

I used to workwith this girl Carol.

One time, I was like,"Hey, Carol,

what are you working onover here?"

"I'm just putting together ideasfor my Halloween costume!"

I'm like, "It's June."

"I know!

I can't wait!"

"Must be a prettygreat costume."

"It is!I'm gonna be a hamburger!"

(shrieking)

It's like, geez,put your face back on, you know?

I love Halloween.

Oh, man, I love Halloween.

It's the best. I love...

Ladies look so goodon Halloween.

I love the costumes.

Sexy kitten.

Sexy nurse.

Sexy fire truck accident.

Sexy...

Abraham Lincoln lobster man.

You know it.

You've all seen it, right?

Favorite thing to doon Halloween is, uh,

right when all the bars get out,

all the drunk peoplecome out in their costumes.

It's the best.

It's abso...It's the best, isn't it?

My very-- I love the dude,I love the dude--

I love dudes that get so drunk,

they start walkingevery direction, you know?

Like, my favorite is the guy,like, he's so drunk, he...

he looks like when your buddysucks at video games

and keeps getting his guystuck in the corner, you know?

Just...

"Press X!"

"It just makes him pee!"

(laughs)

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