A news reportfrom Seattle's KIRO-7
was going around this weekabout this guy.
Uh, that is not Tom Selleckin witness protection.
That is... Matthew Little,the man who was recently banned
from riding the public bus.
Comedians, what did he doto receive this ban?
He smelled like marijuana,or he offered everyone
a discount mustache ride?
What happened with my unclewas this.
Okay, good.What is he doing, Doug?
What is he up to?
I worry that he got kicked offfor smelling like marijuana.
Okay, let's find out.
NEWSWOMAN:Kitsap Transit accused Little
of emitting an odor on buses
that unreasonablydisturbs others.
LITTLE: From time to time,I smell like I just smoked
some marijuanaprobably because I just did.
Yeah. Why not?
He looks like a...like a magician pirate.
-(laughter) -He's gotthe worst of both worlds.
That is a very harsh punishmentfor a man who looks like
the image you get whenyou Google "bus passenger."